To Nintendo Online Beta Testers

[Bowl0l]

Since Nintendo is gracious enough to allow Switch users to play online without paying til Fall 2017, kindly do the following:
1. If there's a survey, submit highest sum for monthly subscription fees. If not, enter $100 a month, $337.50 for 3 months, $1500 a year.
If asked for a reason:
Because it's Nintendo. All for the good of Nintendo.
2. If found any bugs, ignore it and instead report a non-existing bug.
The customers should be responsible to beta test a paid service, right?
3. Play poorly in every multiplayer games available.
e.g. drive the opposite direction in Mario Kart, quit online play half way.

Any ideas worse than this? /! serious

 

[H1B1Esquire]

If there's game chat, sing about everything you see and read posts from Miiverse. Make everything painfully slow, from taking the maximum amount of time to decide to purposely slowing your connection to create that gracious Sm4sh lag. Make really long and confusing NNIDs or NNIDs that might look official, like Nintendo beta tester 01. Tie up customer service with silly problems, like hand sweat affecting your beat sesh. Be an online bully in every game. Buy and return multiple systems at different stores.
That ought to show them who's boss for giving free online for less than a year.

I would be saddened if all of that caused Nintendo to lock the Switch down.

 

[WiiUBricker]

Since Nintendo is gracious enough to allow Switch users to play online without paying til Fall 2017, kindly do the following:
1. If there's a survey, submit highest sum for monthly subscription fees. If not, enter $100 a month, $337.50 for 3 months, $1500 a year.
If asked for a reason:
Because it's Nintendo. All for the good of Nintendo.
2. If found any bugs, ignore it and instead report a non-existing bug.
The customers should be responsible to beta test a paid service, right?
3. Play poorly in every multiplayer games available.
e.g. drive the opposite direction in Mario Kart, quit online play half way.

Any ideas worse than this? /! serious

Why do you use white, red and black text in your post?

 

[Bowl0l]

Why do you use white, red and black text in your post?

Which part of my post is white in colour?

Be an online bully in every game. Buy and return multiple systems at different stores.

I can't agree with this two. It will just make Nintendo Online experience miserable for other players. The stores will be troubled by the constant returns and you might get blacklisted.

 

[H1B1Esquire]

Why do you use white, red and black text in your post?

The only question you should ask, 'Can I pay $1500.00 a month, every month?'

 

[WiiUBricker]

Which part of my post is white in colour?

https://gbatemp.net/misc/style?style_id=3

In any case, what's the point of this?

 

[Shubshub]

Why is this thread a thing? This should be in EoF

 

[ultramario1998]

1. If there's a survey, submit highest sum for monthly subscription fees. If not, enter $100 a month, $337.50 for 3 months, $1500 a year.
If asked for a reason:
Because it's Nintendo. All for the good of Nintendo.
2. If found any bugs, ignore it and instead report a non-existing bug.
The customers should be responsible to beta test a paid service, right?

wait, like... why are you being sarcastic to Nintendo about something you don't like?

If you don't appreciate paying to play online, say so. And then don't pay. That will send a far greater message than any amount of fake bug reports. No need to be passive-aggressive about it.

 

[Bowl0l]

Why is this thread a thing? This should be in EoF

There's quite a lot of opinions thread so I thought another thread will be ok.

wait, like... why are you being sarcastic to Nintendo about something you don't like?

If you don't appreciate paying to play online, say so. And then don't pay. That will send a far greater message than any amount of fake bug reports. No need to be passive-aggressive about it.

I didn't see any easy way for users to submit bug reports through the console so I doubt my idea can be executed unless a user is too free to call CS to complain. Same goes for PSN. No idea about XBox Live.

https://gbatemp.net/misc/style?style_id=3

In any case, what's the point of this?

I think it's a bug with the forum. I only edit one text to be red.

 

[grossaffe]

I was gonna post something from Office Space, but this seems more appropriate

 

[H1B1Esquire]

@grossaffe

Any ideas worse than this? /! serious

 

[Bladexdsl]

i have a much much better idea op

 

[osaka35]

what is this I can't even