The Different Rules of Internet

[VinsCool]

Boku no pico should really be rule 69...



I broke that rule

Oh good idea! Swaping them!

 

[Jacklack3]

69. Don't watch Boku No Pico. (See what I did here?)

 

[Exavold]

Reminder:

1. Do not talk about /b/
2. Do NOT talk about /b/
3. We are Anonymous
4. Anonymous is legion
5. Anonymous never forgives
6. Anonymous can be a horrible, senseless, uncaring monster
7. Anonymous is still able to deliver
8. There are no real rules about posting
9. There are no real rules about moderation either - enjoy your ban
10. If you enjoy any rival sites - DON'T
11. All your carefully picked arguments can easily be ignored
12. Anything you say can and will be used against you
13. Anything you say can be turned into something else - fixed
14. Do not argue with trolls - it means that they win
15. The harder you try the harder you will fail
16. If you fail in epic proportions, it may just become a winning failure
17. Every win fails eventually
18. Everything that can be labeled can be hated
19. The more you hate it the stronger it gets
20. Nothing is to be taken seriously
21. Original content is original only for a few seconds before getting old
22. Copypasta is made to ruin every last bit of originality
23. Copypasta is made to ruin every last bit of originality
24. Every repost is always a repost of a repost
25. Relation to the original topic decreases with every single post
26. Any topic can be easily turned into something totally unrelated
27. Always question a person's sexual preferences without any real reason
28. Always question a person's gender - just in case it's really a man
29. In the internet all girls are men and all kids are undercover FBI agents
30. There are no girls on the internet
31. TITS or GTFO - the choice is yours
32. You must have pictures to prove your statements
33. Lurk more - it's never enough
34. There is porn of it, no exceptions
35. If no porn is found at the moment, it will be made
36. There will always be even more fucked up shit than what you just saw
37. You cannot divide by zero (just because the calculator says so)
38. No real limits of any kind apply here - not even the sky
39. CAPSLOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL
40. EVEN WITH CRUISE CONTROL YOU STILL HAVE TO STEER
41. Desu isn't funny. Seriously guys. It's worse than Chuck Norris jokes.
42. Nothing is Sacred
43. The more beautiful and pure a thing is - the more satisfying it is to corrupt it
44. Even one positive comment about Japanese things can make you a weeaboo
45. When one sees a lion, one must get into the car.
46. There is always furry porn of it.
47. The pool is always closed.
48. Everybody lies.
49. Puns are always unfunny.
50. One's USI increases with time spent on the internet.
51. Everyone is gay for Bridget.
52. Milhouse is not a meme.
53. Leetspeak makes you cool.
54. The OP is invariably a fag.
55. The OP never delivers.
56. God hates fags.
57. TIME CUBE REIGNS SUPREME!
58. There are dicks everywhere.
59. 8chan is the new 4chan.
60. Everyone on the internet will claim to be an atheist.
61. It's always rape.
62. On the internet, no one can hear you get raped.
63. There is always a female version of a male character, and vice versa (Note: This rule is already official. It's only here because the official rule list only goes up to 47. Retarded, amirite?)
64. Every meme always becomes an old meme.
65. Every old meme always becomes a dead meme.
66. Don't divide by zero.
67. The truth is always painful.
>Rules below are GBAtemp unofficial added ones.
68. Don't trust anybody on the internet...Except us.
69. Don't watch Boku No Pico. (See what I did here?)

Follow the rules, and your internet is made awesome.

70.Don't be feral.

 

[VinsCool]

70.Don't be feral.

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[Exavold]

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This pleases me.

 

[Deleted User]

How about adding more rules, just to piss kingleo off?

The cringiest possible rules, please.

You don't even need to try and piss me off, I'm forever grumpy.

 

[VinsCool]

You don't even need to try and piss me off, I'm forever grumpy.

That explains a lot then.

 

[VinsCool]

This thread deserves a bumpty dumpty for the safety of internet.

 

[hobbledehoy899]

71. You'll always be a pleb.

 

[VinsCool]

71. You'll always be a pleb.

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[VinsCool]

Bumpty Dumpty, I need more GBAtemp (un)official rules.

 

[hobbledehoy899]

No matter how much Mayo you'll always be feo.

 

[VinsCool]

No matter how much Mayo you'll always be feo.

Please clarify, I don't understand what you mean.

 

[hobbledehoy899]

Please clarify, I don't understand what you mean.

The word feo means ugly in Spanish. Feo rhymes with mayo.

 

[VinsCool]

The word feo means ugly in Spanish. Feo rhymes with mayo.

A pun is never funny.

sorry, but this couldn't apply.
I didn,t even understand it at first.

and it makes no sense.

 

[vayanui8]

A pun is never funny.

A new rule right there
edit: damn, just noticed that was already on the list

 

[VinsCool]

A new rule right there

It's already a rule ;O;

 

[hobbledehoy899]

sorry, but this couldn't apply.

Puns are forever homeless.

 

[rufuszombot]

Stay of my fucking lawn.
There's a rule. Commit that shit to memory.

 

[VinsCool]

Stay of my fucking lawn.
There's a rule. Commit that shit to memory.

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