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Heres my ctrl V:
  1. Hey! This is The Ctrl + V Game! :D
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Nous avons donc un chasseur de panthères qui souhaite fumer une pipe mais qui n'a ni l'ustensile idoine, ni le tabac, ni de feu. Il a tout de même un fusil.

Il voit passer une première panthère. Il épaule, vise et tire. trop vite sans doute. Il la loupe. Il prend la loupe et il la met dans sa poche.

Un peu plus tard, il voit passer une deuxième panthère (ou peut-être est-ce la même que la première qui repasse par là). Il épaule, vise et tire, et
cette fois la tue. Il prend alors la panthère morte par la queue, la fait tournoyer autour de sa tête. Sachant que le diamètre d'un cercle est de 2Pi.R, et qu'en l'occurrence R = panthère, nous avons donc 2 Pi panthère, soit deux pipes en terre.

Le chasseur glisse l'une des deux pipes dans sa poche et casse l'autre qui est superflue. Il l'émiette et avec les miettes, il fait trois tas, un tas haut, un tas moyen, un tas bas. Il prend le tabac, en bourre la pipe qu'il a sortie de sa poche, y attrape également la loupe, se trouve une petite clairière et avec un rayon de soleil judicieusement intercepté par la loupe, il allume sa pipe.

Autant dire qu'il voulait se faire tailler une pipe ~ ôwô
 

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