The 'Corrupted Wish' Game

[keven3477]

granted, a person called NA walks to a game store and is given a copy upon paying double the price.

I wish club Nintendo gave beter rewards for platinum members

 

[2Hack]

Granted. But you must pay 200$ shipping

1$ for handling.

I wish I could access club nintendo

 

[VinsCool]

Grantd, you get a maintenance page

I wish I could bypass this maintenance page

 

[2Hack]

Granted. You get a 404 page not found

I wish I could redeem donkey Kong already

 

[TotalInsanity4]

Granted. You redeem a "donkey Kong" and get nothing in return

I wish I hadn't just spent an hour and a half in a Kohl's store

 

[2Hack]

Granted. You spend 90 mins in Mike's store.

I wish I could sell these bs wiiU games I have. Assassins creed 3 sucks.

 

[VinsCool]

Granted, you get assasins creed 4, which is better

I wish my laptop stops being so slow these days

 

[2Hack]

Granted. Format.

I wish I didn't have assassins creed 4 already. I don't wanna play it since I haven't finished 3

 

[VinsCool]

Granted, I am living the same situation lol. It gonna collect dust.

I wish my easter chocolate wasn't broken

 

[2Hack]

Granted. It is melted back together, and injected with some salty, rotten, diseased, raw André Schürrle meat.

I wish Andre didn't leave Chelsea.

 

[VinsCool]

Granted, but it's too late I ate him.

I wish I wasn't so tired.

 

[2Hack]

Granted, you take some caffeine pills and stay up all night

I wish I had sth that actually tasted good. Popcorn doesn't taste as good as I wished

 

[TotalInsanity4]

Granted, you have slightly tastier popcorn

I wish this wish was a valid wish that could be wished with the confidence of a non-wishy-washy wish

 

[2Hack]

Granted. But your wish becomes a strong independent black wish, that don't need no man.

It becomes independent of you, and moves out, gets two jobs, pays it's own bills, and marries, and doesn't tell you until 2 years later.

I wish I was in the mood to work. I just wanna grab my cn reward

 

[TotalInsanity4]

Granted. You work and then grab your Cubic Ninja reward

I wish wishity wish

 

[Deleted User]

Granted, but that is later deemed a triple negative. Revoked.

I wish this thread would start up again

 

[nxwing]

Granted, but it immediately hides in tge next page

I wish someone would give me free food

 

[keven3477]

granted, hope you like a squashed burger I found on the street

I wish I was able to pre-order the amiibos I wanted.

 

[TotalInsanity4]

granted, hope you like a squashed burger I found on the street

I wish I was able to pre-order the amiibos I wanted.

Granted, but shipping gets mixed up and you end up with a bunch of paper clips instead

I wish this thread would die already

 

[keven3477]

granted, (waits a second later) hey guess what this thread is revived

I wish I knew how to be funny