Dear, Santa!
Its me rockstar99 from GBATemp but you can call me Rockstar now because I got a name change (Thanks Opium). I remember last year when I was expecting some crap like always but you came to the rescue once again with a Wii. The Wii made me join the Wii Hacking Forums of GBATemp and well... yeah thanks for the Wii I'm still loving it till today !
So lets get to the point, I really need about 10 Wii Games, DS Lite Crystal Case and an iPod touch 8gb. You must be going WTF in that strip club you're sitting in but stop staring at all those pretty women and listen to me now *Please*. I've done lots of good things this year, for example, I updated my R4DS to a M3i zero so that you wouldn't have to get one for me, see how thoughtful I am . Then I also pirated EVERY SINGLE major Wii And DS Game of the year except for a few Wii games because if I had pirated those then there wouldn't be anything to ask for this Xmas. Lets move on, I also was present on all days on GBATemp, even when I went for a trip I used my phone.... talk about dedication to a site! Hmmm... let me think.... ah yes the exercise. There were 2 days this year when I did a hell lotta exercise(not on the wii):
1. I ran away with my Dad's cell phone because he was gonna get a call from my teacher for scoring a big fat 0 in the class test. I had to be quick because the phone started ringing and my Dad was close by, so I ran nonstop for 14 minutes and 37 seconds! HOLY CRAP!
2. I asked a girl out when she was standing next to her parents . All 3 of them got hold of me and called my parents but I didn't lose the game .... I ran away all the way to Walmart! Hiding behind the Mario poster, I was safe... Well almost, until that employee threw me out of the store and called my parents to pick me up....My parents were damn ANGRY... Kinda like this guy:
Yeah so I lost a few pounds this year Yahoo!
Also music I did 2 songs on my guitar and I'm writing a DEATH METAL song at the moment. If you want I can play some of those shitty Christmas Carols for you if you sign the agreement to make sure my gifts arrive safe and sound.
I also chatted on the GBATemp shoutbox a lot and met a lot of freak shows there(Domination, Raika, Mega ace, Deanxx...something), but we became pretty good friends later on. But that Domination murdered me 37 times this year, and I can't forgive him for that. So Santa, just to avenge me, can you get me a Blood Filled Stylus for Call Of Duty .
My greatest goal reached this year was getting my warn level all the way back to zero!
I had 60%:
Hadrian Warned on Nov 6 2009, 05:06 PM
Removed from warn level Seems sorry
Rayder Warned on Oct 6 2009, 05:00 PM
Removed from warn level You've straightened out and have become a upstanding member of the GBAtemp community. Enjoy your 0% warn level.
Rayder Warned on Oct 6 2009, 04:58 PM
Removed from warn level It's all good!
Toni Plutonij Warned on Oct 6 2009, 03:01 PM
Removed from warn level I feel good today, so even tho Hadrian lowered quite a bit, here, have 10% off as well..Be a nice boy!
Hadrian Warned on Oct 3 2009, 05:48 PM
Removed from warn level Ditto
Hadrian Warned on Oct 3 2009, 05:48 PM
Removed from warn level See below
Hadrian Warned on Oct 3 2009, 05:48 PM
Removed from warn level because the double posting has ceased and member has learned their lesson
See, even the Mods love me now!
There have been a great deal of misfortunes in my life and I deserve gifts to make myself feel better:
1. I was suspended on my birthday... I mean come on Hadrian!
2. My DS Broke and I got a new onyx one, but still my broken one makes me feel bad.
3. I bricked my Wii and had to pay 60 bucks to get the thing repaired!
4. I met a hell lotta dickheads on the temp but I'm not gonna name them because if i win this contest my story might be put up on front page news!
5. I broke 17 windows this year.
Just don't tell Raika and Domination about this secret letter. If they find out about it they will spread to the world and there will be 78 versions just like all 78 R4 clones out now!
If you get my gifts I'll leave some beer and a cocanie flavored cookie on the dining table for you, deal?
Thanks again, now time to go finish that temple in Zelda.
-Rockstar
-rockstar99
-Rocky
-Shane
MERRY TEMPMAS!
Entery No4