Thanks, @D34DL1N3R I appreciate the response. Guess there's no getting around it.
I was thinking of just using my friend's non-hacked PS3 to purchase the items I want to be bought.
I'm really only looking to buy (NOT download) I usually just buy off the PSN and then download off a website so I can have the games on my Vita, PSP, etc etc.
But if you purchase them on a non hacked PS3, you still need to connect your hacked PS3 to the internet in order to download what you bought. This is all much more simple than you're making it. Do it once and it will be a less than 5 minute cake walk every time from there on out.