Penguins vs Humans

Who would win?

  • A bird that can't fly

    Votes: 5 100.0%
  • South Americans

    Votes: 0 0.0%

  • Total voters
    5

JuanMena

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There's always flowers in everyone's funeral. In this case, Colobanthus Quitensis and a patchy grass (not pictured above) that reminds me of her everytime I see it and goes by the name Deschampsia Antarctica.
But what makes them special?

Turns out, scientific research has found that these particular flowers species has grown in population 10x faster in comparison to common modern Antarctica Flora consisting of mosses and lichens. Yes, that extremely cold, inhospitable place and god forsaken, not suited for life spot called Antarctica has flowers blooming rapidly in it's ecosystem.

So fast in fact, that it's considered a plague now, even though they're complete native to the Antarctic. I really wonder if I should provide , quote or show external links to further information as most people has the attention span of a teenager trying to understand Pokemon for Game Boy for less than 5 minutes and the reading and comprehensive skills of a 3 year old.

- "Hi! I'm professor Oak.
Are you a Boy?
Or are you a Girl?"
*teenager triggers and throws Game Boy*​

Anyway... these plants are not only invading the Antarctic, in which native but more modern plants are struggling to get the resources they need to thrive in a place already limited of sunlight and nutrients. The main concern is that moss and lichens has evolved to grow at a slower rate, in comparison to old native spevies that are invading the entire place.
If you paid attention to Biology class in 3rd grade (and if your brain is still not rotten) you should know by now (probably) that the ecosystem stability of Antarctica it in great danger as of now and it'll get worse with the potential invasion of non native species of other flora and other fauna.
These rapid changes brought thanks to climate change threaten to destabilise this once delicate balance that has existed for millennia, potentially leading to irreversible ecological damage and all the consequences that that will bring for the rest of the world in the following years and the next generations.

There's this "Doomsday Glacier" in the Antarctic, properly named by a bunch of nerds, because they say that once this glacier melts, it means we are pretty much fucked... well... "we" as in Argentina, Chile, Peru, Uruguay... 🤔 some othe coastline cities around the world... as for myself, if I ever witness that event... meh, I live in the second floor ¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯.

In the meantime I'm here asking you the following questions:
Do you know who Taylor Swift is fucking? Or are you still shocked that AI made the bitch look actually good for once?
Do you plan to take longer showers? Or are you bathing with someone else to reduce the waste of water?
Where's Antarctica water gonna go if there's this big ice wall around the flat earth?

Ha! And FAST6191 thinks we're having World War 3 for Water!
Pfft... idiot 😃
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Stupid mods!
 
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I honestly wanted s serious talk about climate change, didn't posted in politics forum because flat earthers are arguing over some random tweets.
It is why I posted this in General off topic, but forgot mods are completely immature and biased (or at the very least fans of that ugly bitch).

So... here, look at this sopa de macaco holding a huge rabbit.
 

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Kyle's mom's a bitch, she's a big fat bitch
She's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world
She's a stupid bitch, if there ever was a bitch
She's a bitch to all the boys and girls

[Verse 2: Eric Cartman]
On Monday, she's a bitch
On Tuesday, she's a bitch
On Wednesday through Saturday, she's a bitch
Then on Sunday, just to be different
She's a super King Kamehameha bi-аtch!
[Chorus: Eric Cartman, Choir, Eric Cartman & Choir]
Have you ever met my friend Kyle's mom?
She's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world
(Lalalalalalala)
She's a mean ol' bitch and she has stupid hair
She's a bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch

[Refrain: Eric Cartman, Choir, Eric Cartman & Choir]
Bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch
She's a stupid bitch! (Woah!)
Kyle's mom's a bitch
And she's such a dirty bitch! (Bitch!)

[Break: Eric Cartman]
Talk to kids around the world
And it might go a little bit something like this:

[Bridge]
凱子的媽媽是個潑婦, 她是基佬秘術大師
我只想説, 摸了被她變潑婦
La mère de Kyle est une pute
C'est pour ça qu’on dit la plus grande pute du monde entier
Ze is een stom kutwijf, als er iemand een kutwijf was
Mama yake Kyle ni mbwa mkubwa
Mbwa mkubwa kuliko wote duniani hii
[Chorus: Eric Cartman, Choir & Both]
Have you ever met my friend Kyle's mom?
She's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world
(Lalalalalalala)
She's a mean ol' bitch and she has stupid hair
She's a bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch (Oh)

[Refrain: Eric Cartman]
Bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch
She's a stupid bitch!
Kyle's mom's a bitch
And she's such a dirty bitch!

[Outro: Eric Cartman]
I really mean it
Kyle's mom, she's a big, fat, fuckin' bitch
Big ol' fat fuckin' bitch, Kyle's mom
Yeah, cha
 
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I have no idea what you're talking about, but yes penguins are obviously better than south americans.
But Mexico is in North America ("middle America" is not a thing).

Let's just say that penguins are better than Americans, period :tpi:
 
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