So I'm flipping through the channels today, deciding what to not watch
and for half a moment I catch a glimpse of an attractive woman bathing in warm beer.
I did a double take.
You would have too.
and of course I searched it.
I'm sure this won't be news to some of the people here, but apparently there are a lot of people bathing in beer.
(links are work safe)
Czech clinic
Ney York Times
Ananova
(Bear in mind, none of the people pictured in any of these images is anywhere near as attractive as the lady I saw)
But they're all doing it wrong.
If you want to really make money with this, you get models to bathe in the beer. Lets say six, to begin with.
you photograph them while they're waist deep in the beer, and make different labels for each model.
Then you photograph them again, with the same smile or look, but with the beer up to their shoulders.
These are the outer labels of the bottle. They're easy to peel off.
then you process and bottle the beer, and chill it. (Yeah, I'm an American. People that drink warm beer boggle my mind.)
Sell it online ....
and in Japanese vending machines
\o/ PROFIT
Each new year, a you could have new line of models who "flavored" your beer.
It'd be an instant collector's item.
Yes, my faith in humanity has sunken this far.
Thank you intarwebz.
*shrug* Might as well benefit from the condition of the world.
and for half a moment I catch a glimpse of an attractive woman bathing in warm beer.
I did a double take.
and of course I searched it.
I'm sure this won't be news to some of the people here, but apparently there are a lot of people bathing in beer.
(links are work safe)
Czech clinic
Ney York Times
Ananova
(Bear in mind, none of the people pictured in any of these images is anywhere near as attractive as the lady I saw)
But they're all doing it wrong.
If you want to really make money with this, you get models to bathe in the beer. Lets say six, to begin with.
you photograph them while they're waist deep in the beer, and make different labels for each model.
Then you photograph them again, with the same smile or look, but with the beer up to their shoulders.
These are the outer labels of the bottle. They're easy to peel off.
then you process and bottle the beer, and chill it. (Yeah, I'm an American. People that drink warm beer boggle my mind.)
Sell it online ....
and in Japanese vending machines
\o/ PROFIT
Each new year, a you could have new line of models who "flavored" your beer.
It'd be an instant collector's item.
Yes, my faith in humanity has sunken this far.
Thank you intarwebz.
*shrug* Might as well benefit from the condition of the world.
