Nintendo Wii Made Me Nympho!

[WiiUBricker]

A WOMAN has gone from Nintendo to nympho after a fall from her Wii Fit board turned her into a sex addict.

Randy Amanda Flowers needs 10 sex sessions a day after the slip-up.

And now the slightest of vibrations, from mobile phones to food processors, turns her on.

The catering worker said: “It began as a twinge down below before surging through my body. Sometimes it built up into a trembling orgasm.”

A doctor diagnosed her with persistent sexual arousal syndrome due to a damaged nerve.


Single Amanda, 24, from Harpurhey, Manchester, said: “With no cure I just have to try to control my passion by breathing deeply. Hopefully one day I’ll find a superstud who can satisfy me.”

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[geoflcl]

Gosh. What are the odds?

 

[Deleted_171835]

Why is the topic title all in capitals? It looks like it's screaming for attention.
And change the source to GoNintendo. The current site has nudity.

This is weird, though.
I feel a bit sorry for her. Imagine having the desire to have sex every freaking time!

 

[Gore]

is she hot?
-flameiguana

 

[retKHAAAN]

great, now my wife's going to be falling off the balance board all day...

 

[giratina16]

Cool

 

[Cablephish]

I'll save you Amanda!!

 

[Hadrian]

Imagine having the desire to have sex every freaking time!

Its a bitch I tell you and wanking doesn't relieve the tension.

 

[giratina16]

Imagine having the desire to have sex every freaking time!

Its a bitch I tell you and wanking doesn't relieve the tension.

Haha sexual frustration.

 

[Danny600kill]

Why is the topic title all in capitals? It looks like it's screaming for attention.
And change the source to GoNintendo. The current site has nudity.

This is weird, though.
I feel a bit sorry for her. Imagine having the desire to have sex every freaking time!

Tbh I don't think the Daily Star is a rule breaking source, it's one of the biggest newspapers in England ( All though not a good one

)

You think she is going to be used on the next Nintendo advert ?

 

[tk_saturn]

is she hot?
-flameiguana

She's from Manchester, what do you think?

 

[Deleted_171835]

Why is the topic title all in capitals? It looks like it's screaming for attention.
And change the source to GoNintendo. The current site has nudity.

This is weird, though.
I feel a bit sorry for her. Imagine having the desire to have sex every freaking time!

Tbh I don't think the Daily Star is a rule breaking source, it's one of the biggest newspapers in England ( All though not a good one

)

You think she is going to be used on the next Nintendo advert ?

Tabloid newspaper....

 

[giratina16]

A new Wii game Orgasm Wii. Exclusive to Wii and Nintendo DS.

 

[Hadrian]

You think she is going to be used on the next Nintendo advert ?

They'd sell fucking loads of consoles from husbands who don't get any.

 

[tk_saturn]

Why is the topic title all in capitals?

The OP was obviously very excited when typing and couldn't contain himself.

 

[XWolf]

Why is the topic title all in capitals? It looks like it's screaming for attention.
And change the source to GoNintendo. The current site has nudity.

Agreed, I hate all caps.
As for nudity - barely.

 

[Danny600kill]

is she hot?
-flameiguana

She's from Manchester, what do you think?

I'm from Manchester, what are you trying to say ?

 

[Deleted_171835]

Why is the topic title all in capitals? It looks like it's screaming for attention.
And change the source to GoNintendo. The current site has nudity.

Agreed, I hate all caps.
As for nudity - barely.

Think of the kids!

 

[Pliskron]

I wonder how many many guys that think this sounds great has actually had a woman like this? Oh having a horny girl is great but having a sore dick from having sex ten times a day doesn't sound fun. Besides I bet that hole is going to be in God awful condition in a few years.

 

[giratina16]

I wonder how many many guys that think this sounds great has actually had a woman like this? Oh having a horny girl is great but having a sore dick from having sex ten times a day doesn't sound fun. Besides I bet that hole is going to be a God awful condition in a few years.

Horny women = Annoying.