My family are goddamn idiots

[Raika]

Hmm... For some reason my doorknob has been fucking up lately, and sometimes locks me in, but I can always somehow manage to get the door open on my own. BUT today, my retarded and moronic family attempted to open the door when the knob fucked up. They tried to open it for ages, but I ignored them and waited for them to go away before I went to open it.

BUT the moment yours truly, the genius in the family, tried to open it, the barbarians came and interrupted me. Pffft adults. ALWAYS attempting to be heroes and save the fucking day. So yeah, I didn't get a chance to freaking do it on my own, and I left them alone, hoping that they wouldn't have to break down the door. After a while, I started hearing some sort of hammering noise. I rushed to the door, but thank goodness the door wasn't broken down.

BUT to my horror, the knob was falling off. Turns out that they were hammering the knob off after they couldn't figure out how to get the door open. I mean, WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU RETARDS DOING OH MY FUCKING GOD. I thought my family would have more intelligence than this, but holy crap. They're BARBARIANS, I see them in an entirely new light now. At first I thought they were just mildly retarded and underdeveloped apes, but now... I don't know what to think anymore.

They could've just LEFT IT TO ME, the only intelligent person in the household to attempt opening. It's alright if they didn't want to let me do it, then WHY NOT CALL THE FUCKING LOCKSMITH? Dammit all to hell, why resort to using a FUCKING HAMMER? You guys think you're fucking Thor or the goddamn Hammer Bros or something? Good grief. I ended up raging and swearing fluently at their idiocy even though they were within earshot, but I didn't give a shit. My faith in humanity lowers every day, no matter how much I try to see humanity as competent and intelligent.

/rant









This is bad, ignore please, I'm ashamed. >:

 

[Zorua]

Kinda stupid but it also shows that they care for you.

 

[Mangofett]

>They could've just LEFT IT TO ME, the only intelligent person in the household
>You're 16

 

[Destructobot]

If I was your parent and I was trying to get the attention of my teenage son and all I could get was silence behind the door, you wouldn't have had much of a chance to rush to the door to open it before I broke it down. The parent's dead baby fear doesn't completely go away just because you're old enough to make your own bed and your own decisions. I'm not even a parent, but I can't imagine just ignoring a lack of response from a child.

Yeah, they're probably just as dumb as everyone else, but they're yours, so deal with it.

 

[LunaWofl]

D'aww, you think your special

*sigh* You need to lower your ego trip >_>; its people like you that make me lose faith in humanity.

You claim they lack intelligence and label them barbarians in a situation where they clearly worry about you, and what do you do on your end? You swear at them. Think that makes you any less of a barbarian?

 

[SamAsh07]

When something doesn't work, the only solution is to break it down and replace it. They did the right thing. Now about you being able to open the door when the doorknob gets into the mood of not opening, that's just a coincidence, anyone can mindlessly grab hold of the doorknob rotate it different ways until it opens, if not that, they press hard against the door and rotate the doorknob, there are many silly ways to try and open a broken door, some of which do work. So what was intelligent about that?

 

[Hells Malice]

Sorry what.
I just seriously stared at your sig for 5 minutes instead of reading the blog...it's distracting.

 

[prowler]

DON'T WORRY RAIKA, WE WILL RUN AWAY TOGETHER SOMEDAY.

 

[Deleted User]

"My family are goddamn idiots"

Thread over.

 

[Shiro09]

You guys think you're fucking Thor or the goddamn Hammer Bros or something?

I lol'd

 

[bowser]

You remind me of a friend who's just like you. Thinks he's the only intelligent being in the world and the rest of humanity are all idiots with the intelligence of a flea. Rages against his parents too in the SAME EXACT way you do.

You seem to have a bigger ego than Sony and all I can say is you need to get off your pedestal and take some anger management classes.

/rant

Lol I've always wanted to tell him this but ended up directing it at you

 

[DarkWay]

An intelligent person would say something to them at the start of all the happenings, to prevent the end problem.
"Oh hey, yeah the doors a bit broken, don't worry about it though because I can get out."

 

[iFish]

An intelligent person would say something to them at the start of all the happenings, to prevent the end problem.
"Oh hey, yeah the doors a bit broken, don't worry about it though because I can get out."

This.

 

[Deleted User]

Teenage annggggsssssttttttttttttttttttttttttt!


No, I didn't read the post.

 

[_Chaz_]

Ya know, you could have told them to stop.

 

[ShinyLatios]

I agree with all these replies above me ^^

 

[Skyline969]

You're a kid... and this is a trivial issue. If you're THAT butthurt over it, go to the nearest hardware store and buy a new doorknob, that way you will have one that works.

Kids these days....

 

[MelodieOctavia]

Hmmm...Teenage angst with a hint of Delusions of Grandeur. I knew someone almost exactly like you growing up...he's in the loony bin now because he believes he is not human but a hyper-advanced member of an alien species that had his ship crash to earth. Currently he believes he can repair his ship if he can get out of the institution that the "stupid apes" have locked him up in. He has even tried bartering with the therapists saying if they let him escape, he will spare their lives before the coming invasion.

Lesson: You are not as smart as you think you are. You're 16. there are many people who have lived longer than you and know much more than you do.

 

[antwill]

An intelligent person would say something to them at the start of all the happenings, to prevent the end problem.
"Oh hey, yeah the doors a bit broken, don't worry about it though because I can get out."

Except in this case, as the saying goes, "the apple doesn't fall far from the tree."

 

[SamAsh07]

Funny how Raika hasn't gotten back to us after all these comments.