In a fight between YOU and a Staff Member, how would you win?

[JuanMena]

Suppose you have to fight physically against any TEMP Staff Member... but you've got the opportunity to choose who you'll fight.

Who would you pick, and how would you beat him/her in a 1 on 1 fight?

 

[Alexander1970]

Have you been spending too much time with Polly Pocket because you post such a senseless,useless and completely unnecessary crap ?

 

[JuanMena]

Am I staff now?

 

[x65943]

I would fight myself, my only weapon - crippling depression

Mwahaha like taking candy from a baby

 

[The Catboy]

Bruh, I've literally met a staff member in person (he's literally in this thread, @x65943.) If any of the staff members are like him, I wouldn't stand a chance!

 

[sombrerosonic]

The staff member, i would get my legs ripped off!

 

[trepp0]

I would fight myself, my only weapon - crippling depression

Mwahaha like taking candy from a baby

I would fight you, my power? Overwhelming positivity

 

[DinohScene]

Anyone that touches me will have gay cooties on them.
The choice is yours.















: D

 

[FAST6191]

I can't say fight myself as I know all my own moves.

Shaun and p1ngpong are both bigger than me (met in real life), and I am not small, and that probably means Costello and Veho too. Size is not everything but I suppose the idea would be to make life easy. Can't be too easy though so I guess that means Flame is out. Might say Chary if going back to size advantage but if she channels her dad and summons a flock of vicious birds as a support move I am done so tread lightly there.

Think I will take on tempbot. Never met a piece of technology yet that I can't take on.

 

[Shape]

People fight because they are jealous of others or because they feel inferior. They can also fight for some other reason such as a personal goal. Such as revenge- or money. That sounds scary, but it's not as bad as it seems. You can get over any kind of jealousy with time.

If it was a 1-on-1 fight, I'd probably just wait it out. If someone wants to fight, first of all, don't worry about it. Second, never ever pick a fight unless you have a very good reason. And third off, always win.

Always. Win.

 

[CoolMe]

I would fight you, my power? Overwhelming positivity

Easy. You just flood the City..

OMG! THE TEMPBOT LIVES!!

 

[sombrerosonic]

Easy. You just flood the City..
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OMG! THE TEMPBOT LIVES!!

HOLY SHIT

 

[Shape]

OMG! THE TEMPBOT LIVES!!

Forget 1v1- the 'bot has gained sentience. We must destroy it- 10v1. We must destroy the tempBOT before it destroys us all!

 

[impeeza]

nah, I will get beaten by anybody like a stuffed animal

 

[The Catboy]

Anyone that touches me will have gay cooties on them.
The choice is yours.















: D

I am touching you! I will touch you so fucking hard!

 

[JuanMena]

Shaun and p1ngpong are both bigger than me

Interesting...

and that probably means Costello and Veho too

INTERESTING...

Can't be too easy though so I guess that means Flame is out.

Just throw water at that metallic piece of junk?

Might say Chary if going back to size advantage but if she channels her dad and summons a flock of vicious birds as a support move I am done so tread lightly there.

She'd break your nose! Regardless of size SHE'LL BREAK YOUR NOSE.
Also, isn't she a Baseball fan? She probably owns not only different sized bats, but has more balls than you and me.

Think I will take on tempbot. Never met a piece of technology yet that I can't take on.

Just throw water at that metallic piece of junk?



Anyway; I'd pick TOM...
Just throw a can of Hominy at him and he'll scream like a baby.

 

[CoolMe]

Just throw water at that metallic piece of junk?

I thought you liked @tempBOT, what happened?

 

[JuanMena]

I thought you liked @tempBOT, what happened?

I do.
@tempBOT is dead though.

 

[Shape]

I thought you liked @tempBOT, what happened?

We ALL liked tempbot. Then it gained sentience. The rest is history.

 

[IC_]

Headpat and hug them while telling them how they're doing an amazing job.