if youve got child in your family, who's gonna play Santa Clauss for them?

[Noctosphere]

Personally, it will be my uncle, Pierre, he has a natural big belly, he has no beard but he has a fake one for this special occasion
he wear glasses too, but his eyes dont work with each other, he only sees in two dimension due to this, he sees only from one eye at the time
But I think the children in my family haven't noticed yet
There are 6 child in my family
3 girl from a my cousin who married an australian
2 boy from my cousin who showed ne the awesomeness of starcraft game
1 girl from my sistra I finally held in my arms last week

I'm getting a bit off=topic, but i had to say it

 

[keven3477]

What do you mean who is going to play him, he is going to come here himself and deliver coal to me again like he always does.