You could just post something on 4chan and then club penguin would get DDOSed without you doing anything.
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or negotiate some rent money in exchange for you being there.They'll eventually tell you kindly to fuck off and get a job. Then you'll have to fend for yourself. It's best to accumulate your OWN money so you can be prepared for the real world.