I sexually identify as an Attack Helicopter

[Deleted User]

I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I'm fucking retarded but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me "Apache" and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can't accept me you're a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.

 

[JoostinOnline]

If you can't accept me you're a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege.

Or if I disagree with anything you say.

 

[Flame]

https://vine.co/v/MB5J5vmPex0



this ^ explains it better.

real talk.

 

[ComeTurismO]

I support you, Apache. It takes a lot to come out of the Airfield, and kudos to you![emoji4]

 

[Deleted User]

I have another one of these.

Spoiler

I sexually identify as john cena. ever since I was a boy I dreamed of five knuckle shuffling hot sticky loads on to disgusting wrestlers. people tell me that it is impossible for someone to be john cena and that I am fucking retarded but I dont care. I am having surgeons install five knuckle shuffles and you cant see me next week. I would like you to all refer to me as john cena from now on. thank you for being so understanding

 

[GhostLatte]

Apache Thunder?

 

[Apache Thunder]

...Sorry I'm human last time I checked...

 

[CIAwesome526]

...Sorry I'm human last time I checked...

I didn't realze your avy was a gif until I clicked on cherry pies link.

 

[Jwiz33]

dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners

Bruh you can do that as a human too. I tested it.

 

[VinsCool]

Bruh you can do that as a human too. I tested it.

You have to throw it on them though.

 

[Jwiz33]

You have to throw it on them though.

Nah I drop them.

 

[GhostLatte]

I didn't realze your avy was a gif until I clicked on cherry pies link.

Nah I drop them.

Just don't drop the soap

 

[LittleFlame]

oh you into apache shit?

 

[Black-Ice]

I identify as a Demon Cat here

And as an Absol in most other places

 

[Foxi4]

My gender on Facebook is set to "Cyborg Lumberjack". This isn't even a joke, I did it because I could.

 

[Social_Outlaw]

I'm sexually identified as a Caitlyn... You know what? Nvm....

 

[ComeTurismO]

I'm sexually identified as a Caitlyn... You know what? Nvm....

A bunch of people be like:

"NO. YOU ARE BRUCE JENNER 2 DAY! DO YOU HAVE A PENIS 2 DAY? YOU ARE A MAN 2 DAY!"

 

[Games&Stuff]

I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I'm fucking retarded but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me "Apache" and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can't accept me you're a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.

I thought you were female?

 

[Touko White]

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[ComeTurismO]

Apache, (@Tomato Hentai) IF ANYONE discriminates you for your gender or if anyone harasses you--please do one thing. ATTACK. USE THEM BULLETS