I am gonna spam here >:3

[Nobody_Important4u]

Spam:

 

[Stealphie]

very funny hahahahaha 10/10 comedy gold

 

[James_]

Not funny I didn't laugh. Your joke is so bad I would have preferred the joke went over my head and you gave up re-telling me the joke. To be honest this is a horrid attempt at trying to get a laugh out of me. Not a chuckle, not a hehe, not even a subtle burst of air out of my esophagus. Science says before you laugh your brain preps your face muscles but I didn't even feel the slightest twitch. 0/10 this joke is so bad I cannot believe anyone legally allowed you to be creative at all. The amount of brain power you must have put into that joke has the potential to power every house on Earth. Get a personality and learn how to make jokes, read a book. I'm not saying this to be funny I genuinely mean it on how this is just bottom barrel embarrassment at comedy. You've single handedly killed humor and every comedic act on the planet. I'm so disappointed that society has failed as a whole in being able to teach you how to be funny. Honestly if I put in all my power and time to try and make your joke funny it would require Einstein himself to build a device to strap me into so I can be connected to the energy of a billion stars to do it, and even then all that joke would get from people is a subtle scuff. You're lucky I still have the slightest of empathy for you after telling that joke otherwise I would have committed every war crime in the book just to prevent you from attempting any humor ever again. We should put that joke in text books so future generations can be wary of becoming such an absolute comedic failure. I'm disappointed, hurt, and outright offended that my precious time has been wasted in my brain understanding that joke. In the time that took I was planning on helping kids who have been orphaned, but because of that you've waisted my time explaining the obscene integrity of your terrible attempt at comedy. Now those kids are suffering without meals and there's nobody to blame but you. I hope you're happy with what you have done and I truly hope you can move on and learn from this piss poor attempt.

 

[Deleted member 397813]

Eminem has just become the first celebrity to be diagnosed with Coronavirus. In a statement released by doctors, it has been revealed that his palms were sweaty, knees weak and arms were heavy. He presented with vomit on his sweater already. Initial testing has revealed it was mums spaghetti.

 

[Alexander1970]

Not funny I didn't laugh. Your joke is so bad I would have preferred the joke went over my head and you gave up re-telling me the joke. To be honest this is a horrid attempt at trying to get a laugh out of me. Not a chuckle, not a hehe, not even a subtle burst of air out of my esophagus. Science says before you laugh your brain preps your face muscles but I didn't even feel the slightest twitch. 0/10 this joke is so bad I cannot believe anyone legally allowed you to be creative at all. The amount of brain power you must have put into that joke has the potential to power every house on Earth. Get a personality and learn how to make jokes, read a book. I'm not saying this to be funny I genuinely mean it on how this is just bottom barrel embarrassment at comedy. You've single handedly killed humor and every comedic act on the planet. I'm so disappointed that society has failed as a whole in being able to teach you how to be funny. Honestly if I put in all my power and time to try and make your joke funny it would require Einstein himself to build a device to strap me into so I can be connected to the energy of a billion stars to do it, and even then all that joke would get from people is a subtle scuff. You're lucky I still have the slightest of empathy for you after telling that joke otherwise I would have committed every war crime in the book just to prevent you from attempting any humor ever again. We should put that joke in text books so future generations can be wary of becoming such an absolute comedic failure. I'm disappointed, hurt, and outright offended that my precious time has been wasted in my brain understanding that joke. In the time that took I was planning on helping kids who have been orphaned, but because of that you've waisted my time explaining the obscene integrity of your terrible attempt at comedy. Now those kids are suffering without meals and there's nobody to blame but you. I hope you're happy with what you have done and I truly hope you can move on and learn from this piss poor attempt.

Eye Spam......my Eyes are hurting and burning after reading...

 

[The Catboy]

Actual filth

 

[slaphappygamer]

I like spam. Spam and rice is quite nice.

 

[IncredulousP]

 

[Stealphie]

Hey! The subtitles are in my leanguage! Cool i guess

 

[IncredulousP]

Hey! The subtitles are in my leanguage! Cool i guess

I thought you might like that.

 

[FastFocus]

lawn mower

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cheeze berger

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french fries

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grass nuggs

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word

 

[slaphappygamer]

leaf blower

 

[Stealphie]

lawn mower

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cheeze berger

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french fries

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grass nuggs

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word

posts on the eof don't count, new member. Make actual posts instead of this.

 

[Deleted member 397813]

posts on the eof don't count, new member. Make actual posts instead of this.

also next time be a good boy and dont necrobump

 

[Stealphie]

also next time be a good boy and dont necrobump

"you will NOT necrobump"

 

[Deleted member 397813]

"you will NOT necrobump"

 

[slaphappygamer]

Nnnnneeeeeccccrrrrooooobbbbbuuuuuummmmmmmp

 

[RichardTheKing]

Oh hey you're me in high school congrats you revived an old "joke" of mine hope you're enjoying your ban

(I'm surprised no-one told me how lame my attempt was, all those years ago; I was on decent terms with everyone I did it to...)

 

[Chary]

 

[RichardTheKing]

Funny thing, that; my mother's 'pet name' for me and my bro is "pumpkin".