Got caught on porn

[flai]

At least you weren't caught on hentai, that situation could have gone from embarrassing to mortifying really easily.

And m3rox, just because you aren't boning someone every hour of everyday doesn't mean your life sucks. Infact, your life must suck if you have to validate it with the existence of someone else. And its generally those who aren't getting any who would make a comment like that.

 

[jimmy j]

Your life must suck pretty bad if you have to watch porn instead of getting the real thing.



sigh...even people that 'get the real thing' watch porn believe it or not

QFT

My ex used to enjoy watching porn now and again. She learned a few neat tricks from it too

 

[DarkAura]

DP= Double penetration

My grades suffer because I only study 1 hour a day (I watch porn and surf GBAtemp for the rest), which is below normal for engineering.

That's perfect though for a teenager.

A horny teenager.

Not me though.

 

[beedog19]

Never been caught watching by parents. My roommate walked in once and I have been caught in possession twice when I was younger. got in trouble once because I was like 12, the second time nothing happened. that sucks for those of you who got caught.

 

[yus786]

all i gotta say is

you musta got a right rollocking from your parents knowing what muslim parents are like!

regards

yus786

 

[Hiratai]

Never been caught watching by parents. My roommate walked in once and I have been caught in possession twice when I was younger. got in trouble once because I was like 12, the second time nothing happened. that sucks for those of you who got caught.

You had a roommate when you were 12?

 

[Westside]

all i gotta say isÂ

you musta got a right rollocking from your parents knowing what muslim parents are like!

regards

yus786

My mother keeps repeating "How are you gonna face Allah?" while wiping her tears, making me feel twice as guilty... I was always not as religious as my parents wanted me to be.

 

[modshroom128]

I was on porn yesterday, and my mother (who is a strict muslim) caught me...  Imagine an adult getting caught by his religious parents on porn.  For the first time in four years I was treated like a child again.  Anyone else had moments like this?

SAME! (muslim mom and everything)


but she would NEVER cry and say something like "HOW WILL YOU FACE ALLAH WHEN YOU HAVE DEGRATED YOURSELF WITH PORNOGRAPHIC MATERIALS!"

i know alot of muslims who have gotten caught looking at some pretty hardcore stuff

i remember one of my friends moms said that god will punish him for getting his right hand pregnant

your not treading on any new ground here bro...

 

[MADKATZ99]

O_O YOUR ALL SICK!!

*waves finger around furiously*

 

[amptor]

I was watching 2 things at the same time.
1. Some brazilian chick getting DP.
2. A famous pornstar doing her job.
-P.S. Mods, can you tag this topic as NSFW? I know it takes a moron to clicking a topic that includes porn in the title at work, but still...

Why would your grades suffer? Do your homework at school then come home, and just do the easy stuff (short essays and such) at home if you didn't feel like doing it at school or need to type it.

Also you guys with your acronyms for this stuff... knowing all those is a bit over the top for me..

NSFW = Not safe for work.

no kidding.

 

[amptor]

I was watching 2 things at the same time.
1. Some brazilian chick getting DP.
2. A famous pornstar doing her job.
-P.S. Mods, can you tag this topic as NSFW? I know it takes a moron to clicking a topic that includes porn in the title at work, but still...

Why would your grades suffer? Do your homework at school then come home, and just do the easy stuff (short essays and such) at home if you didn't feel like doing it at school or need to type it.

Also you guys with your acronyms for this stuff... knowing all those is a bit over the top for me..


NSFW = Not safe for work.

DP= Double penetration

My grades suffer because I only study 1 hour a day (I watch porn and surf GBAtemp for the rest), which is below normal for engineering.

damn dude I dunno I do irc, work, study, game, and still have time to go hang out with my friends... gbatemp in itself doesn't offer me enough content to take up the majority of the day tho. anyhow a high sex drive is good but it'll plane off in your early 20's and then dip down later just don't get with the wrong chick, make sure you stick to your principles.

 

[ozzyzak]

Hmm why watch porn in the first place... Corrupting oneself is wrong and u still do it is foolishness. Rather play games and watch movies but porn... comon it's a waste of time and yer perception of life is changed and u get addicted and feel a sort of emptiness and therefore keep going towards porn. get a good hobby and u will be happy rather than porn
Besides it's immoral,dirty,silly, and rather u lose respect of yer parents
Why do u want to leave yer parents (advice)... did they leave u when u were small? so why leave them when they are old and need yer help or even if they are in their mid 40s
Be a good person and think broadly and not fall in the lowly pleasures of the world but be more productive or gaming (it's easier to be gaming)

Wow....that's all I can say to this. It's really mind-boggling that you even thought this made sense to type out.

I haven't been corrupted. I watch porn very often. So what. I'm a damn good person. The same could be said about all the games you play. Why don't YOU go do something worthwhile, like help your fellow human beings. Get off your console and go help someone in need. You come off as really preachy with this comment.

My perception of life is not changed, I don't disrespect women, I'm not a low life. I haven't left my parents and I'm not immoral. If I could see you, I would punch you.

 

[Westside]

I left my house at 15 because my parents moved, and I wanted to stay in the same highschool. I joined the army reserves at 16, and I can say that maybe that was the cause. Everyone was jerking off at least 4 times a day, because there wasn't a chance in the three months of basic training to see women. On top of that no pornography was allowed on the base, it was actually considered as a chargable offence. By the end of basic training everyone was either gay or they became sex maniacs, I'm still straight, so you can guess. However, my parents always hated the fact that I joined the CANADIAN army, being muslims. If I even mentioned this, they would NOT let me rejoin after University.

 

[xcalibur]

Hehe, this reminds me of what happened to a friend who was watching some porn in his room. He had locked the door since others were at home and was watching it with his headphones on. At some moment he closed his eyes and just listened to he soundsÂ

 and when he opened them again, there were some sandwiches and a glass of milk on his deskÂ

. So apparently he'd forgot to lock the door and his mother had come in and just placed them there and sneaked out againÂ

I'm glad something like that has never happened to me xD

OBJECTION!
dude, thats a part of ricky gervais's stand-up..

i got caught... twice
wouldve been cuaght 3 times if my computer didnt freeze and i turned it off out of panic
all data was lost

puberty sucks in regards of hormones
ive almost left it behind but i still get those akward erections whenever watching a something which turns me on
i had to leave the room when we were all watching bedazzled...
damn liz hurley is so hot in all those costumes

 

[emirof]

Hehe, this reminds me of what happened to a friend who was watching some porn in his room. He had locked the door since others were at home and was watching it with his headphones on. At some moment he closed his eyes and just listened to he soundsÂ

 and when he opened them again, there were some sandwiches and a glass of milk on his deskÂ

. So apparently he'd forgot to lock the door and his mother had come in and just placed them there and sneaked out againÂ

I'm glad something like that has never happened to me xD

OBJECTION!
dude, thats a part of ricky gervais's stand-up..

XD I've been tricked

! ! Dunno who Ricky Gervais is but it's probably true what you're saying

 

[Qpido]

Everyone seems to avoid the important thing...

Did you finish?

Q~