War said:
Abridged Edition for the un-educated.
GBA_Temper walks into Pizza Place and orders some pizza's but his brother goes off to get some Wendy's. His brother then returns and has changed his mind. He wants pizza as well. But GBA_Temper has already ordered his. So he asks the promiscuous girl at counter whether she can order anther pizza. She says "Yes". Its all going swell so far. But little did GBA_temper know when he returned to pick up the pizza's there was one missing. His hungry stomach go the better of him and he gallumphed back into the store demanding, "Where art my missing pizza?". The meek girl peered over the counter. She runs for the manager. The manager comes in and GBA_Temper explains to him about how he ordered X number of pizza's and how one them was missing of what he had originally ordered. But the manager quipped "No receipt, no proof!". GBA_Temper looked around despairingly. He then retorted "Then why am i charged $15 for two small pizza's where i ordered ??? this many?".
Manager stood there thinking carefully..."Well...um...obviously....No receipt, no proof!".
The counter girl sobbing grew louder. With that annoying sob which really...grrrrrrrr....get's on your nerve. Next thing they know the local sherrif turns up. GBA_Temper explained the situation calmly to the cop. The cop then replied, "Well son, I'm sorry but there is no legal boundaries that ever of us can claim against them as no receipt =/. Your better off just walking away. Your wasting your time trying to get anything from them."
And they all lived happily ever after.
