Fans start petition to get Reggie into Smash Bros.

[luigiman1928]

I think I'm going to start a petition to end my neighbors dog pooping in my yard.

But yeah this is halarious, and totally not going to happen. inb4smashneedsDLC

 

[BORTZ]

Well that's just stupid. Miis are supposedly there, so make a Reggie mii and be done with it. Lol

Also, why is every petition ever gonna be considered news now?

Kickstarters are news, so I don't see how petitions aren't news.

 

[Tom Bombadildo]

Kickstarters are news, so I don't see how petitions aren't news.

I'm just talking about petitions for stupid stuff like this. Like, stuff that is hardly relevant, and isn't necessarily news.

I also don't think most Kickstarters are news either, but meh.

 

[BORTZ]

I'm just talking about petitions for stupid stuff like this. Like, stuff that is hardly relevant, and isn't necessarily news.

I also don't think most Kickstarters are news either, but meh.

Spoiler

they aren't

 

[emigre]

We should start a petition to stop Nintendo fans starting petitions.

 

[BORTZ]

I wish we could take all the nintendo fan petitions and put them in the EoF blogs.

 

[Thirty3Three]

Please stop with these petitions for petty wants.

I swear. Whenever someone wants something very small these days, they don't even think it through and suddenly start a petition without even knowing how they work. You don't just 'plug in signatures' then you're done. It's really pissing me off. I doubt they even know what they should do after it gets signatures... Ugh. Children these days.

 

[FAST6191]

For what it is worth this thread came this close to being moved. I left it more as it illustrates the sad state of affairs that is Nintendo/smash brothers fandom rather than any inherent merit to the petition at hand.
Also we move crowdfunding threads all the time.

 

[the_randomizer]

Only one question remains:


Who the hell cares? They should petition to add a character that's actually plausible.

 

[ShadowSoldier]

Why the hell is this news?

 

[Izzy011]

Spoiler

they aren't

Tell that to the guy who's always posting them

Reggie in Smash would be an interesting character, but I doubt a petition would work in bringing him in

 

[the_randomizer]

Why the hell is this news?

This isn't news. It's a thread talking about a bitch-rant (aka "petition") by fans who trivially hope to have Reggie in Smash Bros. So, it's just another day in the videogame world. Just look how well the petition for Wii U region locking removal worked!

 

[BAHIM Z 360]

As long as he says "My body is ready" as his taunt move then I'm OK with this

 

[macmanhigh]

Mmmmm so where do I sign???

I wanna play with Reggie's Body

 

[Dork]

I wanna play with Reggie's Body

ew gross

 

[The Milkman]

I think its safe to say we've hit Kotaku status.

 

[the_randomizer]

I think its safe to say we've hit Kotaku status.

You mean we haven't already?

 

[The Milkman]

You mean we haven't already?

I wanted to make sure. But the fact a mod saw this thread, thought about moving it, and DIDN'T.

That my good sir. Is True Kotardku.

 

[DSoryu]

Instead of making petitions for this game like those, the people who want him so badly should start to make a Char Reggie for M.U.G.E.N.. There him will fit ver well.

 

[Lastly]

pe·ti·tion

/pəˈtiSHən/

Noun
A formal written request, typically one signed by many people, appealing to authority with respect to a particular cause.

Verb
Make or present a formal request to (an authority) with respect to a particular cause.

Synonyms
noun. request - application - suit - prayer - appeal - plea
verb.
beg - pray - request - solicit - plead - ask - beseech

I think our fellow petitioners became confused with petition's synonyms...

>Warning! Challenger Approaching!
>Reggie waltz in!
>Reggie uses his Smash Attack, "Body Readiness!"

On the day Reggie was announced, we all knew what was going to happen. The outburst of memes, joys, tears, and angers atrophied the world into banes. Our bodies was simply not ready enough.