Evo.lve said:ShadowSoldier said:Sometimes, when a woman steps out of line, you gotta beat her ass to put her back in it. Try backhanding her a few times, and if she whines, you say:
"HEY! WHY DON'T YOU JUST SHUT UP! AND GET YOUR ASS IN THE KITCHEN! AND MAKE ME A SANDWICH!"
and then she'll start fussing thinking she's being raped, then you slap her again upside the head and go
"HEY! GET YOUR ASS IN THE KITCHEN AND KNIT ME A SWEATER!"
and then if she still gives you lip, you roundhouse kick her, and say
"HEY! GO GET IN THE BEDROOM AND START MAKING BABIES!"
and then she'll listen to you.
Women, sometimes you have to treat them like puppies before they learn their place.
Wtf is wrong with you.
You're right. I apologize.
Start with the kicking first.