Do the Mario

[SaintJepsi]

For years I have been perfecting the Do The Mario dance. I have managed to perfect the movements of a schizophrenic drunkard and perfectly sync it with music, however I have yet to discover the secret of Lou Albano's teleportation technique, I shall never complete my art if I cannot adopt his abilities. Has all of my hard work just been for nothing? Somebody save me from the dark labyrinth I have lost myself in. It's cold, Lou Albano's voice taunts me, his words "just like that" echo constantly, he knows I have not perfected his sacred dance, I am a failure in his eyes. God has left me unfinished.

 

[Dionicio3]

For years I have been perfecting the Do The Mario dance. I have managed to perfect the movements of a schizophrenic drunkard and perfectly sync it with music, however I have yet to discover the secret of Lou Albano's teleportation technique, I shall never complete my art if I cannot adopt his abilities. Has all of my hard work just been for nothing? Somebody save me from the dark labyrinth I have lost myself in. It's cold, Lou Albano's voice taunts me, his words "just like that" echo constantly, he knows I have not perfected his sacred dance, I am a failure in his eyes. God has left me unfinished.

He has teleporting genes, there is nothing you can do

 

[Stephano]

Enjoy Yourself

 

[SANIC]

lmao

 

[BORTZ]

The bricks you smash in the original SMB game are actually the citizens of the mushroom kindgom according to the lore

 

[SANIC]

assist trophies in Smash Bros are actually the souls of lost children who mained those characters in the beta

 

[Stephano]

The Blood Dregs you give to the Queen of the Vilebloods in Bloodborne are actually sperm

 

[drenal]

This is a good shitpost. 10/10

 

[SANIC]

May the eternal pain of existence burden you

 

[H1B1Esquire]

If you can't be this guy

you can be this guy

The dance is a little harder to preform. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

 

[WARlord1903]

S W I N G Y O U R A R M S F R O M S I D E T O S I D E C O M E O N I T ' S T I M E T O G O D O T H E M A R I O

 

[APartOfMe]

I used to love the dvd, I'm not proud of those times

 

[drenal]

I used to love the dvd, I'm not proud of those times

i think my grandma still has it at her house somewhere

 

[smileyhead]

 

[WARlord1903]

I used to love the dvd, I'm not proud of those times

Same, still have it actually. Along with the Dic Sonic collection DVD.

 

[APartOfMe]

*snip*

 

[DRAGONBALLVINTAGE]

Swing you'r

From Side to Side

 

[Noctosphere]

Swing you'r

From Side to Side

I though the same