Corrupt a wish!

[ScuberSteve]

Granted, but everyone has reverted back to the barter system, making all those money useless.

I wish I could ride on a paper airplane.

Granted, but paper airplanes have been outlawed.
I wish that the letter E was replaced by the letter I.

 

[distorted.freque]

Granted, but the worshipers of E will kill anyone with a plastic knife for abiding with this new rule.

Worshiper of E: Tis an abomination!

Me: *whimpers*

I wish monks of an occult sect wouldn't threaten me anymore.

 

[Bob Evil]

Granted, but now everyone else on the planet sends you hate mail, hourly.

I wish the next 10 superhero movies end up being decent films.

 

[elgin3]

Granted, but nobody's able to watch any of them.

I wish humans would evolve from their barbaric ways so we can focus on reverting the Earth back to its form prior to its present state of near complete and utter destruction.

 

[Talaria]

Granted, but nobody's able to watch any of them.

I wish humans would evolve from their barbaric ways so we can focus on reverting the Earth back to its form prior to its present state of near complete and utter destruction.

Done, but unfortunately prior to that the barbaric dinosaurs were near bringing the earth to utter destruction until the asteroid came.

I wish I was a robot

 

[elgin3]

Granted, but you lose free will.

I wish I could manipulate time.

 

[Elisa_]

Granted but you can only manipulate 5 seconds of the year 500 BC.

I wish I could be a queen =]

 

[Upperleft]

Granted , but you have no people in your Kingdom

i wish i had more space on mah PC to DL mario kart wii >

 

[Elisa_]

Granted but it is a virus and it pops up with tons of mario kart ads (BUY IT) =]

I wish I was Member No.: 1 on GBAtemp =]

 

[Bob Evil]

Granted ... but everyone else leaves, and you are all alone ...

I wish my dog wasn't scared of my neighbour's rabbit

[genuine wish]

 

[pasc]

Granted, but you will loose your hair.

I wish I had something to do.

 

[Elisa_]

Granted, and it is to post more in the testing area

I wish my bro could stop stealing from my purse to buy stuff. (Damn he took 40 bucks and bought himself a game

)

 

[pasc]

Granted, you will get 160 from him and he will stop stealing because his hands will cramp as soon as he touches your purse.

I wish I had a cat.

 

[Elisa_]

Granted but he'll scratch you to death

Wish my DS would fix it's hinge on it's own, off to bed now

 

[Bob Evil]

Granted ... but it is a dead cat

I still wish my dog wasn't afraid of next door's rabbit

 

[OSW]

Granted ... but it is a dead cat

I still wish my dog wasn't afraid of next door's rabbit

granted, but now it's afraid of your face.

i wish uni was easier.

 

[juicy_mokro]

granted but its to easy so you cant find a job with your school
i wish more people where good with brawl

 

[Upperleft]

Granted , but you can't challenge any
I wish i had something to wish

 

[Bob Evil]

Granted ... you wished for your hair to catch fire.

I wish I wished a different wish ...

 

[Minox]

Granted, but you won't get anything.

I wish that the next user fails to corrupt my wish.