christmas joke

[tinymonkeyt]

why does santa have no sons?

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he only comes once a year

 

[science]

 

[Toni Plutonij]

This is one good, bad joke, tinyt!!

 

[Banger]

If sex ed has taught anyone anything is that it only takes one time!

 

[TrolleyDave]

why does santa have no sons?

Spoiler

he only comes once a year

you forgot to add

Spoiler

and it's down a chimney.

 

[JPH]

lmao

 

[moozxy]

How rude

 

[redact]

that's similar to a joke i know

why is santa's sack so big?

Spoiler

bc he only comes once a year

 

[Banger]

Ok asked a mod and here it is...

 

[Banger]

Do not look if you happen to hate Michael Jackson jokes...

Why is Santa thinking of selling the business to Michael Jackson?

Spoiler

Because he is willing to come for the boys more than once a year.
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Yes its a bit crude but I made it up so pfft on you!

 

[moozxy]

How crude

 

[da_head]

lol haha. though it should be how come he doesn't have any children, not sons persay

 

[Mangofett]

why is santa such a pimp

he has three hos

 

[Reaper]

lol guys

 

[PettingZoo]

Do not look if you happen to hate Michael Jackson jokes...

Why is Santa thinking of selling the business to Michael Jackson?

Spoiler

Because he is willing to come for the boys more than once a year.
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Yes its a bit crude but I made it up so pfft on you!

I has a crude joke which a friend told me.
What do Micheal Jackson and Santa have in common?

Spoiler

They both like kids and come out with empty sacks.