You guys are all retards. Everyone knows that there is an R4 for Wii!
Heres how to get it: Click on the gaminglagoon link in my sig, and earn 100 points. Request a custom order for 3 R4's. Now, either put all 3 in a microwave to melt them together to make a SUPER R4, or you can send them to me and I'll make the R4 for you.