1 word story

[Westside]

He woke his mother just to tell her that she has a mexican girlfriend living in sin and enveloping plastic condoms with radioactive penguins. She immediately froze continuwously(?) ROFL yelledthemother and promptly begged her worm-infested dog substitute to lick her cheek. Suddenly, George Bush invaded Iran in his favourite jammies. However, Osama pulled a disdaining lollypop from thegame07's pocket however Jesus suddenly bricked a Škoda Octavia, owned like her lotion!1!

 

[cheesyPOOF5]

He woke his mother just to tell her that she has a mexican girlfriend living in sin and enveloping plastic condoms with radioactive penguins. She immediately froze continuwously(?) ROFL yelledthemother and promptly begged her worm-infested dog substitute to lick her cheek. Suddenly, George Bush invaded Iran in his favourite jammies. However, Osama pulled a disdaining lollypop from thegame07's pocket however Jesus suddenly bricked a Škoda Octavia, owned like her lotion!1!

 

[OSW]

He woke his mother just to tell her that she has a mexican girlfriend living in sin and enveloping plastic condoms with radioactive penguins. She immediately froze continuwously(?) ROFL yelledthemother and promptly begged her worm-infested dog substitute to lick her cheek. Suddenly, George Bush invaded Iran in his favourite jammies. However, Osama pulled a disdaining lollypop from thegame07's pocket however Jesus suddenly bricked a Škoda Octavia, owned like her lotion!1!

 

[bobrules]

He woke his mother just to tell her that she has a mexican girlfriend living in sin and enveloping plastic condoms with radioactive penguins. She immediately froze continuwously(?) ROFL yelledthemother and promptly begged her worm-infested dog substitute to lick her cheek. Suddenly, George Bush invaded Iran in his favourite jammies. However, Osama pulled a disdaining lollypop from thegame07's pocket however Jesus suddenly bricked a Škoda Octavia, owned like her lotion!1!

 

[Jax]

He woke his mother just to tell her that she has a mexican girlfriend living in sin and enveloping plastic condoms with radioactive penguins. She immediately froze continuwously(?) ROFL yelledthemother and promptly begged her worm-infested dog substitute to lick her cheek. Suddenly, George Bush invaded Iran in his favourite jammies. However, Osama pulled a disdaining lollypop from thegame07's pocket however Jesus suddenly bricked a Škoda Octavia, owned like her lotion!1!

 

[Deleted User]

He woke his mother just to tell her that she has a mexican girlfriend living in sin and enveloping plastic condoms with radioactive penguins. She immediately froze continuwously(?) ROFL yelledthemother and promptly begged her worm-infested dog substitute to lick her cheek. Suddenly, George Bush invaded Iran in his favourite jammies. However, Osama pulled a disdaining lollypop from thegame07's pocket however Jesus suddenly bricked a Škoda Octavia, owned like her lotion!1!

 

[Dirtie]

He woke his mother just to tell her that she has a mexican girlfriend living in sin and enveloping plastic condoms with radioactive penguins. She immediately froze continuwously(?) ROFL yelledthemother and promptly begged her worm-infested dog substitute to lick her cheek. Suddenly, George Bush invaded Iran in his favourite jammies. However, Osama pulled a disdaining lollypop from thegame07's pocket however Jesus suddenly bricked a Škoda Octavia, owned like her lotion!1!

 

[bobrules]

He woke his mother just to tell her that she has a mexican girlfriend living in sin and enveloping plastic condoms with radioactive penguins. She immediately froze continuwously(?) ROFL yelledthemother and promptly begged her worm-infested dog substitute to lick her cheek. Suddenly, George Bush invaded Iran in his favourite jammies. However, Osama pulled a disdaining lollypop from thegame07's pocket however Jesus suddenly bricked a Škoda Octavia, owned like her lotion!1!

 

[cheesyPOOF5]

He woke his mother just to tell her that she has a mexican girlfriend living in sin and enveloping plastic condoms with radioactive penguins. She immediately froze continuwously(?) ROFL yelledthemother and promptly begged her worm-infested dog substitute to lick her cheek. Suddenly, George Bush invaded Iran in his favourite jammies. However, Osama pulled a disdaining lollypop from thegame07's pocket however Jesus suddenly bricked a Škoda Octavia, owned like her lotion!1!

 

[bobrules]

He woke his mother just to tell her that she has a mexican girlfriend living in sin and enveloping plastic condoms with radioactive penguins. She immediately froze continuwously(?) ROFL yelledthemother and promptly begged her worm-infested dog substitute to lick her cheek. Suddenly, George Bush invaded Iran in his favourite jammies. However, Osama pulled a disdaining lollypop from thegame07's pocket however Jesus suddenly bricked a Škoda Octavia, owned like her lotion!1!

 

[nintendofreak]

He woke his mother just to tell her that she has a mexican girlfriend living in sin and enveloping plastic condoms with radioactive penguins. She immediately froze continuwously(?) ROFL yelledthemother and promptly begged her worm-infested dog substitute to lick her cheek. Suddenly, George Bush invaded Iran in his favourite jammies. However, Osama pulled a disdaining lollypop from thegame07's pocket however Jesus suddenly bricked a Škoda Octavia, owned like her lotion!1!

 

[cheesyPOOF5]

He woke his mother just to tell her that she has a mexican girlfriend living in sin and enveloping plastic condoms with radioactive penguins. She immediately froze continuwously(?) ROFL yelledthemother and promptly begged her worm-infested dog substitute to lick her cheek. Suddenly, George Bush invaded Iran in his favourite jammies. However, Osama pulled a disdaining lollypop from thegame07's pocket however Jesus suddenly bricked a Škoda Octavia, owned like her lotion!1!

 

[decript]

He woke his mother just to tell her that she has a mexican girlfriend living in sin and enveloping plastic condoms with radioactive penguins. She immediately froze continuwously(?) ROFL yelledthemother and promptly begged her worm-infested dog substitute to lick her cheek. Suddenly, George Bush invaded Iran in his favourite jammies. However, Osama pulled a disdaining lollypop from thegame07's pocket however Jesus suddenly bricked a Škoda Octavia, owned like her lotion!1!

 

[friedchicken]

He woke his mother just to tell her that she has a mexican girlfriend living in sin and enveloping plastic condoms with radioactive penguins. She immediately froze continuwously(?) ROFL yelledthemother and promptly begged her worm-infested dog substitute to lick her cheek. Suddenly, George Bush invaded Iran in his favourite jammies. However, Osama pulled a disdaining lollypop from thegame07's pocket however Jesus suddenly bricked a Škoda Octavia, owned like her lotion!1!

 

[OSW]

He woke his mother just to tell her that she has a mexican girlfriend living in sin and enveloping plastic condoms with radioactive penguins. She immediately froze continuwously(?) ROFL yelledthemother and promptly begged her worm-infested dog substitute to lick her cheek. Suddenly, George Bush invaded Iran in his favourite jammies. However, Osama pulled a disdaining lollypop from thegame07's pocket however Jesus suddenly bricked a Škoda Octavia, owned like her lotion!1!

 

[bobrules]

He woke his mother just to tell her that she has a mexican girlfriend living in sin and enveloping plastic condoms with radioactive penguins. She immediately froze continuwously(?) ROFL yelledthemother and promptly begged her worm-infested dog substitute to lick her cheek. Suddenly, George Bush invaded Iran in his favourite jammies. However, Osama pulled a disdaining lollypop from thegame07's pocket however Jesus suddenly bricked a Škoda Octavia, owned like her lotion!1!

 

[Sinkhead]

He woke his mother just to tell her that she has a mexican girlfriend living in sin and enveloping plastic condoms with radioactive penguins. She immediately froze continuwously(?) ROFL yelledthemother and promptly begged her worm-infested dog substitute to lick her cheek. Suddenly, George Bush invaded Iran in his favourite jammies. However, Osama pulled a disdaining lollypop from thegame07's pocket however Jesus suddenly bricked a Škoda Octavia, owned like her lotion!1!

 

[bobrules]

He woke his mother just to tell her that she has a mexican girlfriend living in sin and enveloping plastic condoms with radioactive penguins. She immediately froze continuwously(?) ROFL yelledthemother and promptly begged her worm-infested dog substitute to lick her cheek. Suddenly, George Bush invaded Iran in his favourite jammies. However, Osama pulled a disdaining lollypop from thegame07's pocket however Jesus suddenly bricked a Škoda Octavia, owned like her lotion!1!