Imagine a cougar doing a princess carry to a boya. Impossible
Lolis are cute, even if they are evil or silent type, besides you have 2 options. Straight or Yuri both are perfect.
Shota is inverse. And cliche doesnt apply to shotas!
Concluding, Shota ain't cute at all.
loli>>>>>>>shota
Well, still, it was you remembering a hack for piracy which made me write this ;p