There's already a "softmod" for the 360, DVD flashing can in theory be all software, plus the Kingkong Hack that only requires a flashed drive (and a low enough kernel).
Anyway, locked as this thread was doomed from the start.
I'm certain it's impossible for a single person to make 17.3 billion accounts in human lifetime.
You'll get bored before you reach the million, hell before you reach the 10k
I'd agree with master801.
Just stick a new SSD into your laptop, reinstall Windows and try to recover files from your old SSD via a external docking station or anything like that.