Please get a real profile picture, I thought my eyes had finally quit on me, but no, it was that crappy blurry mess. Please, think of the eyes you can save.
I really didn't like playing online against other people always felt like I was being matched against children... Sorry it's your 7th birthday but I guess I'm supposed to mow you down anyway...
I have reflexes a cat would be jealous of and a near psychic ability to read people, makes online play feel incredibly unfair. Ironically I have been booted from online servers for being a bot.... Or aim assist lol