Is the XBox One compatible as a
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I guess that means he's xboned now, no turning back.
The XBox One is a gaming console, designed for enjoyment and entertainment - that is its purpose. If it is compatible as a suppository then it will give you its intended enjoyment and entertainment by using it as a suppository.
OK, I spoke with Bill Gates yesterday and he said the XBox One isn't yet compatible as a suppository 
However, he said that the team are working hard on it, and it should be possible with a firmware update in the near future.
Anyone know of any custom firmwares for XBox One that support being used as a suppository yet?
However, he said that the team are working hard on it, and it should be possible with a firmware update in the near future.
Anyone know of any custom firmwares for XBox One that support being used as a suppository yet?
bullshit detector....
why would bill gates talk with you? he probably would build a machine to talk with you instead.
make sure xbone is connected to internet, so NSA can really enjoy their work.
ps. make sure you put the movie about baibar (or wth is the name of that annoying singer) in the xbone drive.
Actually he seemed very interested in the matter. You do know that he worked in the suppository industry himself before he started Microsoft? This is a matter that is very close to his heart, he was delighted to discuss it with me.
i know what happened, he built a robot so realistic you didn't knew it was him.
btw. dont forget to come to gbatemp in 10 years from today. i which i could see you face when you read this topic 10 which was 10 years ago and realize "was this me? wth? such shame.."
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