Ahhh, so I managed to get a little bit of rest thanks to my friends Melatonin and Day of the Living Dead. But not before setting the speaker system up throughout the house and dancing around drinking copious amounts of coffee to various Dubstep music. Sort of embarrasing though is that my system has a toggle for the outside speakers of which I had neglected to check was pushed in, allowing my neighbors a healthy earful of my bodacious beats [(Liquid Stranger - Nintendo) (Gemini - Blue), No More Modern Talking - Knifeparty, and pretty much all of Mord Fustang] .Not to mention as I took the trash out some odd stares from them too. Yeah, I like to dance... grrr, I know it's a little lame for a guy, but I don't care! As you can imagine a skinny 28 year old white kid from Louisiana dancing around is a crazy good work out, because we need to stay fit for when we have to wrestle an alligator on our way home from the unemployment office.
Not kidding though, in between song selections I had eagerly been checking my gmail account, hoping for a reply from one of the dozens of jobs I had applied to recently. No luck, so I decide to pop onto GBAtemp and check my messages. This is where the frienemy part comes in. Tons of people had weighed in on a video I had posted on my youtube channel of me burning an n64. I had no idea people would be in such a nerdrage about it! Seriously, I thought it would be a great tribute considering I had a spare that was just sitting around broken and that a girl I had been talking to had wanted an n64, and sorta lead me on and yah... I set it on fire.
Let me explain about this girl. We had mutal friends on facebook, and had chatted a few times. She had very similar interests to me and we ended up meeting at a small bar in Abita Springs shortly after chatting on the phone for a few days. She ended up taking me to a party of whom was hosted by a guy who dated my ex-fiancee. I ended up spending most of my time playing 3ds with the host while this girl got loaded with some other people at the party. One of the guys there was one of her friends who had just been released from jail for robbing a headshop during a hurricane (seriously cool people, right? - we all make mistakes though). Anyways, so the night winded down and I was not drunk at all, and it started to get kinda weird. The girl in question starts asking if I could take her to her friends' house.
Ohhhh wait, I forgot to mention this, we show up at this house party with me, the girl in question, and another girl and guy (of which i still don't know if they were a couple). When we get there apparently the girl who isn't in question, had an abortion of which the father was the host of the party and he is now married to another girl. The wife did not like the abortion girl at all, and the host told her she couldn't really stay, so the n64 girl and I stayed at the party and the couple(?) left. So now the n64 girl wanted me to take her over to abortion girls' mom's house so she could stay there since she lived in another town that was 20 mins away. Haha, it's complicated but bear with me... it gets worse! So I'm driving this girl over to abortion girl's house and she's totally loaded and starts to talk.
She starts to tell me about how she used to date a french guy and that they ended up getting hooked off in a bad way with heroin. So as she explains how her junkie phase cost her all of her old video game stuff (hence where the n64 came up) and tons of money and time, her filter for what you should tell people you just met melted away. She went into how she was gang raped, had abortions (plural), and finally how she loved me and wanted me inside her in various places. Having just heard that she used to be a junkie it wasn't too hard to be a gentleman and say no, although... I am a guy and I most likely would have said yes if I had just a little bit more to smoke that night (and several condoms). So we get to her friends house and I walk her to the door where to my surprise she sweetly kissed me. I drove off to waffle house and proceded to enjoy an all star breakfast at 3am. So I get home and I messaged her and her friend on facebook and told them I had an interesting time. The next day the girl had no idea what she had revealed to me about herself in the car and when I repeated it to her she was obviously shocked. So, she says I came on too strong telling her that I wanted to hang again yet insisted on procuring the n64 from me still, and so I proceeded to make the n64 video about snobby stuck up b******s.
Not kidding though, in between song selections I had eagerly been checking my gmail account, hoping for a reply from one of the dozens of jobs I had applied to recently. No luck, so I decide to pop onto GBAtemp and check my messages. This is where the frienemy part comes in. Tons of people had weighed in on a video I had posted on my youtube channel of me burning an n64. I had no idea people would be in such a nerdrage about it! Seriously, I thought it would be a great tribute considering I had a spare that was just sitting around broken and that a girl I had been talking to had wanted an n64, and sorta lead me on and yah... I set it on fire.
Let me explain about this girl. We had mutal friends on facebook, and had chatted a few times. She had very similar interests to me and we ended up meeting at a small bar in Abita Springs shortly after chatting on the phone for a few days. She ended up taking me to a party of whom was hosted by a guy who dated my ex-fiancee. I ended up spending most of my time playing 3ds with the host while this girl got loaded with some other people at the party. One of the guys there was one of her friends who had just been released from jail for robbing a headshop during a hurricane (seriously cool people, right? - we all make mistakes though). Anyways, so the night winded down and I was not drunk at all, and it started to get kinda weird. The girl in question starts asking if I could take her to her friends' house.
Ohhhh wait, I forgot to mention this, we show up at this house party with me, the girl in question, and another girl and guy (of which i still don't know if they were a couple). When we get there apparently the girl who isn't in question, had an abortion of which the father was the host of the party and he is now married to another girl. The wife did not like the abortion girl at all, and the host told her she couldn't really stay, so the n64 girl and I stayed at the party and the couple(?) left. So now the n64 girl wanted me to take her over to abortion girls' mom's house so she could stay there since she lived in another town that was 20 mins away. Haha, it's complicated but bear with me... it gets worse! So I'm driving this girl over to abortion girl's house and she's totally loaded and starts to talk.
She starts to tell me about how she used to date a french guy and that they ended up getting hooked off in a bad way with heroin. So as she explains how her junkie phase cost her all of her old video game stuff (hence where the n64 came up) and tons of money and time, her filter for what you should tell people you just met melted away. She went into how she was gang raped, had abortions (plural), and finally how she loved me and wanted me inside her in various places. Having just heard that she used to be a junkie it wasn't too hard to be a gentleman and say no, although... I am a guy and I most likely would have said yes if I had just a little bit more to smoke that night (and several condoms). So we get to her friends house and I walk her to the door where to my surprise she sweetly kissed me. I drove off to waffle house and proceded to enjoy an all star breakfast at 3am. So I get home and I messaged her and her friend on facebook and told them I had an interesting time. The next day the girl had no idea what she had revealed to me about herself in the car and when I repeated it to her she was obviously shocked. So, she says I came on too strong telling her that I wanted to hang again yet insisted on procuring the n64 from me still, and so I proceeded to make the n64 video about snobby stuck up b******s.
