Awkardness with my dad!

So.. Today.

My dad walked up and asked me if i was gay....
Just straight up.
I'm not gay.

But he think's since me and Scott talk everybody over skype we're dating :mellow:
And since he bought me so much. But what was since i sent him something....

So.. awkwardly he asked me. It was fucking awkward!!
I was lost for words.... Why would a father just go up and ask me that?

If i was gay, Don't you think I would come out when I'm ready?
I guess he does not think that.

So.. I said no. He asked why i talk to Scott so often i said "Since he is awesome sauce"
My dad awkwardly walked away.... I think he still thinks I'm gay.

So... YEAHHH!!

lessthenfour

~iFish

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gameboy13
[quote name='Goli' post='3097689' date='Sep 6 2010, 08:14 PM'][quote name='_Chaz_' post='3097688' date='Sep 6 2010, 09:12 PM'][quote name='gameboy13' post='3097687' date='Sep 6 2010, 09:11 PM']You know, if I was in your situation, I probably would of lied. Do you know what my parents would say if I said I was gay?[/quote]

"Son, are you gay?"
"Yes"
"Okay, cool. Dinner at 5 tonight."
[/quote]
I think not, he attends a christian private school.
That's enough isn't it?
[/quote]
You are correct.
 
dinofan01
awesome sauce? terrible answer. just confront him again and emphasize the not gay thing. should clear up any awkwardness for you.
 
[M]artin
[quote name='iFish' post='3095672' date='Sep 5 2010, 09:56 PM']If i was gay, Don't you think I would come out when I'm ready?
I guess he does not think that.

So.. I said no.[/quote]
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[quote name='iFish' post='3095672' date='Sep 5 2010, 09:56 PM']He asked why i talk to Scott so often i said "Since he is awesome sauce"
My dad awkwardly walked away.... I think he still thinks I'm gay.[/quote]
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giratina16
You really shouldn't have said "Awesome sauce". To me it sounds like you're talking about (let us not go into extensive detail, I think we all know what I'm getting at).
 
Devin
Hm....I have no clue, whether or not the speculations are true, but......

:rofl2:
 
Scott-105
[quote name='RoxasIsSora' post='3099412' date='Sep 7 2010, 08:30 PM']Hm....I have no clue, whether or not the speculations are true, but......

:rofl2:[/quote]
STFU....

:cry:
 

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