Awkardness with my dad!

So.. Today.

My dad walked up and asked me if i was gay....
Just straight up.
I'm not gay.

But he think's since me and Scott talk everybody over skype we're dating :mellow:
And since he bought me so much. But what was since i sent him something....

So.. awkwardly he asked me. It was fucking awkward!!
I was lost for words.... Why would a father just go up and ask me that?

If i was gay, Don't you think I would come out when I'm ready?
I guess he does not think that.

So.. I said no. He asked why i talk to Scott so often i said "Since he is awesome sauce"
My dad awkwardly walked away.... I think he still thinks I'm gay.

So... YEAHHH!!

lessthenfour

~iFish

Comments

Joe88
he probably thinks you like your friends "sauce" now confirming his suspicions
 
haflore
[quote name='Slyakin' post='3095675' date='Sep 5 2010, 09:57 PM']Uhh...

Maybe you shouldn't have said awesome sauce? :)[/quote]
I was thinking this exact thing. :mellow:
 
monkat
I've been there before. My mom thought I was a t****** because of my hair.

I said no, never heard of it again.
 
Phoenix Goddess
Well, you do say how much you love him all the time...

Stop bragging about guys? :unsure:

I'd be worried too if my son did some of that.
 
Megane
Do you stay in the "Quartier Gay" in Montreal ? That could explain your father reaction ;p
 
iFish
[quote name='phoenixgoddess27' post='3095687' date='Sep 5 2010, 11:00 PM']Well, you do say how much you love him all the time...

Stop bragging about guys? :unsure:

I'd be worried too if my son did some of that.[/quote]

Haha, I don't say that in real life.

I don't say that to anybody :mellow:

But when gaming, It's more fun to be over skype since it;s just awesome.

Joe: :wtf:

No.. I stay in a regular area (i typed the word area wrong 4 times)
 
Goli
[quote name='phoenixgoddess27' post='3095687' date='Sep 5 2010, 11:00 PM']Well, you do say how much you love him all the time...

Stop bragging about guys? :unsure:

I'd be worried too if my son did some of that.[/quote]
I doubt he says I love you over skype.
I mean, his parents probably don't read whatever he types here, but they can hear what he says.
 
BoxShot
:mellow:
I'd be worried too if my son was getting random stuff from some random guy multiple times and talking to him over skype.
 
Phoenix Goddess
[quote name='BoxShot' post='3095700' date='Sep 5 2010, 10:05 PM']:mellow:
I'd be worried too if my son was getting random stuff from some random guy multiple times and talking to him over skype.[/quote]

Exactly.
I'd think he was talking to some 42 year old man who's out for little boys.
But that's just my opinion :creep:

Just tell your dad it's not what he thinks, it's all from someone you "consider" as your best friend.
 
redact
[quote name='phoenixgoddess27' post='3095709' date='Sep 6 2010, 11:11 AM'][quote name='BoxShot' post='3095700' date='Sep 5 2010, 10:05 PM']:mellow:
I'd be worried too if my son was getting random stuff from some random guy multiple times and talking to him over skype.[/quote]
I'd think he was talking to some 42 year old man who's out for little boys.
[/quote]
but i hardly ever see him on facebook anymore D:
 
BoxShot
[quote name='mercluke' post='3095718' date='Sep 5 2010, 05:16 PM'][quote name='phoenixgoddess27' post='3095709' date='Sep 6 2010, 11:11 AM'][quote name='BoxShot' post='3095700' date='Sep 5 2010, 10:05 PM']:mellow:
I'd be worried too if my son was getting random stuff from some random guy multiple times and talking to him over skype.[/quote]
I'd think he was talking to some 42 year old man who's out for little boys.
[/quote]
but i hardly ever see him on facebook anymore D:
[/quote]
ifish is a stalker and it is confirmed.
 
monkat
[quote name='_Chaz_' post='3095730' date='Sep 5 2010, 11:23 PM']iFish, are you gay?[/quote]
 
iFish
[quote name='monkat' post='3095733' date='Sep 5 2010, 11:24 PM'][quote name='_Chaz_' post='3095730' date='Sep 5 2010, 11:23 PM']iFish, are you gay?[/quote]
[/quote]

No......
 
iFish
[quote name='Canonbeat234' post='3095745' date='Sep 5 2010, 11:29 PM']Wait Ifish is a guy?! :wtf:[/quote]

LOLWUT

It was not obvious?
 
monkat
[quote name='Canonbeat234' post='3095745' date='Sep 5 2010, 11:29 PM']Wait Ifish is a guy?! :wtf:[/quote]

*facepalm* That is all.
 

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