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Honestly, this will be a fairly boring read, just stop reading it now and save yourself the trouble, k?

Now then, what kind of person truly has the curiosity to read further when they're assured there's nothing else to read?

Fine, let me dissuade you by complaining disjointedly about Dark Souls 3.
Bosses die too quickly, there's absolutely no challenge anymore >_>;
Estoc users are annoying to fight in pvp.
Slow weapon users in pvp are hilarious to fight when you have equip load under 30% as you can easily roll in as they attack, hit them, and then roll away immediately after as they try to use a follow up attack, you'd be better off using a quick weapon as your offhand if parrying wasn't so game winning.
Speaking of, slap a low req caestus and a hornets ring and go parry fishing, need that delicious riposte one hit kill.
I dunno, just pvp feels so homogeneous.
That and some buffs and rings don't work as labeled in pvp.
Oh, and poise. Why the heck did you include 3 rings that seem to do literally nothing? or why still display that stat for that matter :|

Now that I've tuned out most of you with (some, I have more) annoying nitpicks in an otherwise decent game.

You ever get given a responsibility regarding other people's lives? I hate those =_=;
I've grown a desire to completely isolate myself due to it.
Got into the habit of cracking my fingers again.
Everything that leaves me happy has equally left me with a bitter taste.
Actually in regards to taste, most things make me wanna puke lately, even things I once loved.

In any case, cest la vie. I've decided to become slightly active here on GBAtemp again, remember me? What? No? That's absolutely fine =w=
Oh... and today marks 2 years 2 months since I...
Well that's a story for another time.
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