Xbox 360 owners are the best in the bedroom

[tbgtbg]

What if I own all three?

Pervert!

But I guess that would make me one too!

 

[Coto]

i'm unsure what i've just read

relationships could be in tandem with having sex, but the text defines a relantionship as whole. And mainly if you are used to play video games and having a relationship everything could make sense, because a relationship makes no sense at all except things you can't touch (not literally ) like respect and love

 

[Taleweaver]

Finally! A study about gamers that looks into the IMPORTANT things!


In any case: I'm quitting online dating per pc. From now on, I'll only pick up chicks on the xbox network or on nintendo's servers.

 

[Psionic Roshambo]

I believe I know why.....

On the 360 you have more time to spend with your mate due to the whole RROD thing.
On the Wii you have more time to spend with your mate due to it not having any games.
On the PC there is porn and well yeah it puts the lotion on its hand and plays with the hose again... lol

 

[nukeboy95]

using my xbox web browser to read this

 

[Rizsparky]

with themselves

 

[pwsincd]

/me daubs big green cross on side of pc tower... dare i say did they poll equal amounts of console owners or is it more that the majority polled were xbox owners

 

[Sterling]

It makes sense. Honestly, I find the 360 to have the best couch co-op on the market. If you know what I mean.

 

[Black-Ice]

Xbox gamers know how to kinect with their partners ;o;

 

[The Catboy]

I don't really trust this, the last guy I was with was a xbox gamer and he wasn't very good

 

[DiscostewSM]

Not surprised in the least. The 360's high failure rate led many people to focus on their RL partners rather than their VR partners.

 

[purplesludge]

I can't find a single link to the survey just to the press releases.

 

[DSGamer64]

I too own 5 Xbox 360s.

4x 360, 3x Xbox reporting in!

Sounds like both of you have serious failure problems with your hardware breaking prematurely, I am surprised that 360 owners don't have problems with premature ejaculation

 

[DinohScene]

Sounds like both of you have serious failure problems with your hardware breaking prematurely, I am surprised that 360 owners don't have problems with premature ejaculation

All working 360's, all working xboxes.
I only had 1 360 fail on me and that was a launchday Xenon that RRoDed in '09

I'm a bottom only so I don't need to ejaculate

 

[Sicklyboy]

Sounds like both of you have serious failure problems with your hardware breaking prematurely, I am surprised that 360 owners don't have problems with premature ejaculation

4 of my 5 work, one needs to be reflowed, one (which makes a 6th) is pretty much shot. I broke that one.

Also, enjoy a nice, slow ride, man.

 

[Wizerzak]

I'd just like to point out that well over 75% of people unfamiliar with gaming I have heard call everything from a DS to a PC an 'xbox'. "He spends all his time on the xbox" for some reason applies to any console when it comes to girls who have no interest in gaming.

 

[ShadowSoldier]

How the fuck is this even newsworthy?

 

[Sicklyboy]

How the fuck is this even newsworthy?

And here we have Exhibit A, someone who doesn't like the Xbox.

And let us all share a moment of silence.

 

[ShadowSoldier]

And here we have Exhibit A, someone who doesn't like the Xbox.

And let us all share a moment of silence.

Actually I don't, only because it doesn't have anything that I can't find on the PS3 or the PC.

 

[Sicklyboy]

Actually I don't, only because it doesn't have anything that I can't find on the PS3 or the PC.

Anything more recent than Halo 2.
Gears of War.
Forza.

Just the first 3 to come to mind.