Paris hilton BACK IN JAIL !

[.TakaM]

holy crap

those pictures RULE
I laughed for atleast 3 minutes straight, and that was after I closed that tab

damn good to see shes going back to where she belongs, even if its only for like 3 weeks..
whats the bet she becomes currency at that prison? like, I'll trade you an inch of paris's hair for a pack of smokes?

 

[Psyfira]

You people are so mean!

I've got nothing against her as a person, but her coming out of jail was just ridiculous. Hurrah to whoever chucked her back in.

 

[Jax]

NOTE: I officially nominate Judge Michael Sauer for President of the Entire Universe.

Apparently Judge Michael Sauer is not a Hilton Honors Member

HOLY CRAP!

He looks like Tom Dickson! "Will she blend?"

 

[thegame07]

why is this not on gbatemps portal

 

[martin88]

I read on today's newspaper that she got to serve the sentence at her house because of some medical condition?

So they changed their mind? A good thing in my opinion, no preferential treatments.

 

[VmprHntrD]

Actually I see a few boo-boos here.

For starters, the LA Sheriff broke the law breaking a court order by this Judge letting her out to home prison. He is potentially facing contempt of court charges by the judge which would serve the jerk right. There was no real medical condition other than she worked herself into panic attacks and suicidal supposed depression. Mind you in a cube with no items of use I can't figure how she could hang herself being in there 23hours a day.

Also the judge being very pissed erased that 23day goodbehavior crap. She has 45 days -5 for time spent, though there is the potential she could get a few days out early because in LA County for every 4 days of good behavior you're given credit for 1 less day. You can do the math, but it's definitely not 23.

Not nice basking in her torture, but she damn well deserved it considering she basically FU'd the judge twice on breaking her probation and no driving restriction, then showing up to court very late which got her ass canned on the max sentence there.

 

[DJLO]

Good

Stupid bitch deserves it

 

[Dirtie]

Paris crying photos = comedy gold

I bet the sheriff that let her out in the first place was bribed.

 

[Sekkyumu]

I hope she doesn't "write" a book (though I'm pretty sure "she would do that") after this.

"My 23 Days in Jail, by Paris Hilton"

 

[amptor]

why is this not on gbatemps portal

not to be racist or anything

but what does this prove? There's plenty of violations every day and people getting to go home.

BTW dirtie your avatar is kinda weird
thegame, where are u on irc?
weaponx, where are u? someone is impersonating you on irc EVERY DAY.
speechles, u fear the admins on here so that's why I never see u post.
kontrast, where the HELL ARE U?
Thug4l1f3, where are u limey, I want to pwn u in crackdown.

 

[Psyfira]

Amptor: Weird in a good way, Dirtie's avatar is awesome

 

[Extreme Coder]

Paris crying photos = comedy gold

I bet the sheriff that let her out in the first place was bribed.

Guess what kind of bribe it was?

She deserves it, for being such an annoying brat.
But then after she comes out, we can expect:

"My Sweet 23 Days in Prison, by Paris Hilton"
&
"Desperate PrisonMates"

 

[JPH]

I kinda feel sorry for Paris. Poor little rich girl (/contradictory). I luff her dog

 

[skullstatue]

I get a warm fuzzy feeling in my heart knowing that every news channel in the world is focusing all of their attention on Paris Hilton while rebels are murdering innocent people in South Africa, nuclear conflict is reaching its climax, and death is running rampant across all of the land. It's like a fairy-tale come true, it makes me laugh when people claim that society isn't degrading.

 

[BoneMonkey]

I get a warm fuzzy feeling in my heart knowing that every news channel in the world is focusing all of their attention on Paris Hilton while rebels are murdering innocent people in South Africa, nuclear conflict is reaching its climax, and death is running rampant across all of the land. It's like a fairy-tale come true, it makes me laugh when people claim that society isn't degrading.

1.South Africa ?
Who cares there a bunch of savages anyway! have you seen black hawk down ?

2.Nuclear Climax ?
Awesome i've been waiting for this for years ! ever since i have seen mad max beyond thunderdome ! i have a makeshift thunderdome in my backyard and a large supply of hot pockets! 2 man enter one man leaves !!!!!!!!!

3.Death Running Rampant across the land?
Good ! this planet is over populated as it is ! only slow stupid ppl are dieing anyway ! Darwin calls it Natural Selection!

4.Soceity Degrading?
Are you nuts ! think about 2000 years ago we where living in caves speaking arabic ! and look at us now ! im microwaving a hot pocket in 3 minutes i will have cheesy goodness !

 

[WeaponXxX]

Wow your microwave sucks...I can nuke a hot pocket in 60 seconds these days

 

[BoneMonkey]

i retract my statment then :-( society is degrading

i need a new microwave

 

[Opium]

It's a dream come true.

MY response in the other thread when she was released:

shes out?

GOD DAMN IT


my thoughts exactly. Dump her back in prison and let her serve her time so that we can get on with more important things than that spoilt brat.

hurray!

 

[VmprHntrD]

Hey DIRTIE...technically there was a bribe.

Last campaign season for that guy...06 04 ...I dunno... Hilton's daddy gave him the maximum campaign donation possible.

Does that count?

 

[Dirtie]

Hey DIRTIE...technically there was a bribe.

Last campaign season for that guy...06 04 ...I dunno... Hilton's daddy gave him the maximum campaign donation possible.

Does that count?

Ahh, very interesting