My thoughts to people who think the Earth is shaped like a pizza

[Jayinem]

Stop, you have no evidence.

 

[AncientBoi]

Stop, you have no evidence.

If it's topped with all the toppings [including pineapple] Then I will personally believe them

 

[x65943]

Everyone knows the earth is banana shaped

 

[BlazeMasterBM]

Do you have any evidence that it isn't? did you know all the toppings are the continents ?

 

[Veho]

Now now, let's hear them out. What kind of pizza? Is it a really chubby (nigh spherical) calzone, or maybe one of these things:

Also, since the Earth is a hot, molten center wrapped in hard crust, it's technically a hot pocket.

 

[AncientBoi]

Everyone knows the earth is banana shaped

Shhh. Don't mention that, or JM will wanna do the earth too.

 

[Veho]

Everyone knows the earth is banana shaped

Banana? The atheist's nightmare?

 

[User154]

I am a great believer in hot dog earth

 

[hippy dave]

I am a great believer in hot dog earth
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That's Dildo Earth and you know it.

 

[CoolMe]

Stop, you have no evidence.

We already know that it is. The question that remains is whether it has Kiwi topping or not.