My idea for a Twilight sequel

[Coldstare5]

Alright, I'm going to present to you, a few ideas for parts of a Twilight sequel!

At the beginning of the movie:

*Edward is walking away from Bella*

Bella: Edward, why won't you talk to me, open up to me, we're supposed to be a couple!

Edward:

Spoiler

*Halfway through the movie*

Edward: Want to be a team again, Bella? Whaddya say?

Bella: EXTERMINATE! EXTERMINATE! *Turns into giant robot rhino thing*

Edward: ALL RIGHT, TEAM! TRANSFORM AND ROLL OUT!



*At the end of the movie*

Edward: I'm a little boy again, hooray for innocence!

*looks down at pants*

THE END!

 

[kjean]

it's disabled...

 

[Domination]

[sacarsm]Twillight has a bleak future..... NOT! [/sacarsm]

LOL @ giant robots.

This makes no sense really.

 

[Coldstare5]

This makes no sense really.

Perfect, now its plot already better than Twilight.

It's a work-in progress, but I think I can save the Twilight franchise with this.

You're welcome.

 

[Mangofett]

How can you save something that was never alive to begin with?

 

[Coldstare5]

How can you save something that was never alive to begin with?

I can breathe life into it, and make it better than if sex came to your house and gave you a blowjob