Microsoft sells Xbox Smell + Body Wash.

[Alexander1970]

What Does Xbox Smell Like? Xbox Body Wash Revealed; Xbox Creator Responds:

https://www.gamespot.com/articles/what-does-xbox-smell-like-xbox-body-wash-revealed-/1100-6467339/

 

[Mama Looigi]

Ooooookie dooooookie

 

[Harsky]

God I hope the green gel is like that radioactive green blob from the original Xbox startup sequence.

 

[SG854]

Something Xbox users desperately need.

 

[DANTENDO]

Can see quite a few people using this on ther xbox washing away the dust

 

[Alexander1970]

Something Xbox users desperately need.

I thinked so as i posted this thread.

 

[Bimmel]

Are this their new exclusive products since the Xbox One has no exclusives anymore?

 

[SG854]

Xbox doesn’t have any exclusives. Not even the deodorant is exclusive.

 

[VinsCool]

I think this is a subtle message about how gamers neglect basic hygiene.

 

[Pluupy]

When Dove Men was first released, it was marketed at gamers and had collabs with game publishers. Microsoft apparently saw money in that.

 

[DANTENDO]

Next up PPP - princess peach perfume

 

[SG854]

For gamers that can’t wait to smell good while yelling at 10 yr olds over X-Box Live.

 

[Xzi]

Does it smell like Mountain Dew and Doritos?

 

[The Real Jdbye]

They're 2 months late for April Fools. Or 10 months early, depending on how you look at it.
I mean This can't be a real product. Right?

Q: "What does Xbox smell like?"
A: Eau de sweaty nerd

The guy that talked about going and drinking heavily has the right idea.

 

[DANTENDO]

They're 2 months late for April Fools. Or 10 months early, depending on how you look at it.
I mean This can't be a real product. Right?

Q: "What does Xbox smell like?"
A: Eau de sweaty nerd

The guy that talked about going and drinking heavily has the right idea.

Why can't it be real ther is worse things out ther like David Beckham perfume

 

[Veho]

I would assume the smell bears the same relation to an Xbox that Axe's/Lynx' other scents bear to their respective names.

Here's a few.

Nevada
Tempest
Mirage
Atlantis
Apollo
Eclypse
Voodoo
Hypnotic
Phoenix
Adrenalin
Accelerate
Orion
Gravity
Dimension
Kilo
Phoenix
Tsunami
Maniac
Voodoo
Pulse
Essence or Fusion
Conviction
Denim
Touch
Unlimited
Click
Vice
Dark Temptation

 

[Stwert]

First I have to buy a console and games, now they want me to bathe? It’s a step too far.

 

[Deleted User]

Does it smell like Mountain Dew and Doritos?

It's Lynx so it smells like your lungs burning.

 

[Sethtimus Prime]

If it gets certain Mountain Dew drinking, Doritos eating people to bathe, I'm all for it.

 

[The Real Jdbye]

Why can't it be real ther is worse things out ther like David Beckham perfume

Worse is debatable. People kept buying me David Beckham perfume as gifts, but I think I prefer that over this.