Let's create stupid laws

[Noctosphere]

There are tons of stupid laws in every country of this world
For example
It is forbiden in some country to make love in a hotel during full moon tuesday
Stuff like that... Yes shit like that do exist
So let's create our own stupid laws

I start

Women who wear a beard longer than two inches cannot enter the mayor hall nor an ambullance while carrying an umbrella if she danced the macarena under a blood moon in the past 4 years or if she licked a snowman during the equinox


Your turn

 

[DolphinCube]

You cant wear pants if you are eating KFC.

Simple as that

 

[Noctosphere]

You cant wear pants if you are eating KFC.

Simple as that

Men are not allowed to wear bra in McDonalds

 

[DolphinCube]

If someone is licking a pole in the middle of winter. You have to respond by joining them. If you dont. You will get 2 years in prison. If you see an empty pole. Lick it.

 

[The Catboy]

No one is allowed to create smart laws

 

[hippy dave]

Creating a forum thread whose title contains more than one word starting with the letter L is to be punishable by death.

 

[Noctosphere]

Having a nickname composed of two word with the initials H.D. is to be punishable by torture

 

[AncientBoi]

SX is Prohibited. Especially if either/and/or do not know how.

 

[Noctosphere]

Here are some real stupid laws in canada

It is forbiden to kill a big foot
It is forbiden to whistle at Petrolia, Ontario
The hotel Queen Elizabeth is obliged to feed your horse if you rent a chamber there
At Ottawa, it is forbiden to consume ice cream on Bank Street on sunday
At Saint-John, it is forbiden to keep your cows in your house
At Toronto, it is forbiden to use public transport if you recently consumed garlic
In Canada it is forbiden to alert the Queen
It is forbiden to pretend being a sorcerer... Unless you really are one...
It is forbiden to kill a sick person by scaring it

 

[AncientBoi]

It is illegal to play a video game, while bathing.

 

[JuanMena]

Do not hail p1ngpong everyday.