hello how do i make a thread

[EarlAB]

And here, folks, is where the thread starts to derail.

How do I lick you?

 

[Alkéryn]

And here, folks, is where the thread starts to derail.

wait we didn' already hit the goldwin point

 

[Salamencizer]

How do I beat my meat? What if it becomes sore and I can't pee?

 

[Deleted member 386348]

how do i stop an eof thread from dyeing

party's over friends /thread

 

[einhuman197]

How do I live?

Posted with my LG G5 using Tapatalk

 

[Logan Pockrus]

How do I beat my meat? What if it becomes sore and I can't pee?

If it hurts, you're doing it right.

 

[Salamencizer]

If it hurts, you're doing it right.

OK, now it's red, and it's paining a lot. What now?

 

[Logan Pockrus]

OK, now it's red, and it's paining a lot. What now?

If you haven't finished, power through it.

 

[Salamencizer]

If you haven't finished, power through it.

OK now it's fallen on the ground
What now

 

[Logan Pockrus]

OK now it's fallen on the ground
What now

Do you have a soldering gun?

 

[Salamencizer]

Do you have a soldering gun?

No but I have a soldering iron which I use to hardmod my Apple TV

 

[Logan Pockrus]

No but I have a soldering iron which I use to hardmod my Apple TV

Alright, do your best to solder it back on. If this doesn't work, put it back in place and set something heavy on top of it.

 

[Salamencizer]

Alright, do your best to solder it back on. If this doesn't work, put it back in place and set something heavy on top of it.

I soldered it back but it fell back down
Now I can't pee
Halp

 

[Logan Pockrus]

I soldered it back but it fell back down
Now I can't pee
Halp

Try to unsolder it and drill a hole for peeing, the solder it back on.

 

[Salamencizer]

Try to unsolder it and drill a hole for peeing, the solder it back on.

OK I accidentally blocked my urethra with the solder
Drilling won't work
I am gonna explode
What niw

 

[Logan Pockrus]

OK I accidentally blocked my urethra with the solder
Drilling won't work
I am gonna explode
What niw

Connect a tube and funnel it through your body and out your mouth.

 

[Salamencizer]

Connect a tube and funnel it through your body and out your mouth.

I can't connect a tube

 

[Kingy]

I can't connect a tube

Do you have a NAND backup?

 

[Salamencizer]

Do you have a NAND backup?

Yes buts it's only 420694206969696959696969695959585696969696969694206942069 TB

 

[Logan Pockrus]

Do you have a NAND backup?

You can't restore MCU bricks with a NAND backup. He needs to find whatever part of his excretory system still works, and funnel everything somewhere else with a tube.