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Read the 4th review. Funny!

https://www.amazon.com/L26W661-720p-Widescreen-HDTV-Black/product-reviews/B0017Q5128


CMDR Shamozzle

1.0 out of 5 stars NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Reviewed in the United States on December 29, 2008

DO NOT BUY THIS PRODUCT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

bought this for my grandmother as a christmas present and it is covered in dead pixels. was informed by a regional manager that their factory specs allow for the product to be defective, what the hell kind of garbage is that?!!!!

it's bad enough that the screen was flawed, covered in dead pixels and the color was distorted beyond calibration.. but the stand is complete crap and the TV fell off my grandmother's table AND KILLED HER CAT. crushed to death byt this piece of crap TV is not the way Jesus intended for this 8 year old blue ribbon winning Persian seeing-eye-cat to find its way to heaven.

Also when it fell it it knocked over a DVD tower which in turn push my poor crippled nephew Timmy's wheelchair which pushed him down a flight of stairs and double crippled him.

Also if you buy this terrorists wins.

Also it causes AIDS.

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