Apple announces revolutionary new laptop!

[hankchill]

Oh... So it's fake?

Video looks very convincing

To be honest, I wouldn't be surprised if it's real, knowing Apple.

 

[jalaneme]

is this for real? WTF!

 

[Veho]

is this for real? WTF!

Yes.

 

[Toni Plutonij]

is this for real? WTF!

Yes.

 

[science]

Is this real?

 

[playallday]

Is this real?

What do you think?! Everything in the EoF is real!

 

[ENDscape]

EoF is srs buzinezz!

 

[p1ngpong]

I want one now, all you imbeciles can carry on using your pathetic keyboards, this is the future!

Seriously, I can't imagine this replacing keyboard!

And what does it mean that it's "virtually unbreakable unless dropped or hit?!"

ITS A JOKE FOOL!!!!!!

p1ngy, me gets it...I'm just running the thread

It's the EOF?!?!




Fool

HA!!! Dont try and disguise your failings, you have p0wned yourself, again, you have p0wned yourself in the foot, YET AGAIN!!!!

You only realised this was fake when you tried to pre-order one from apple!!!

HAHAHA!!!!

You are too easy to fool these days, since you sacrificed your spikes! WHAT KIND OF LEADER ARE YOU FOOL???!!!!!!

I AM THE TRUE VISIONARY AND GENIUS OF THIS PATHETIC FORUM, I CAN NEVER BE DECEIVED, EVER!!!!

I AM THE TRUE SUCCESSOR AND GUIDING LIGHT FOR THE RADIOACTIVE FORCE!!!!!!

p0wned!!! p0wned!!! p0wned!!! I SAY!!!!!

HAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!

FOOL FOOL FOOL I SAY!!!!!

Dancing LED's will replace ALL traditional forms of technological interaction!!!!

I FORESAW THIS IN A VISION AS I LAY DEHYDRATED AND DYING IN A RIVER BED!!!!!

HAHAHAHA DANCING LED'S DUDES!!!!!!

*faints and collapses on the floor through lack of medication*


*slips into coma*

 

[Takrin]

wow amazing, i dont like mac so i'm waiting on the new microsoft device, Reinvented Hand Cranked PDA Phone. Retros in so the wood finish is a added plus.

 

[Veho]

*faints and collapses on the floor through lack of medication*


*slips into coma*

*runs over to administer CPR*
*stops short of mouth-to-mouth*

*calls someone else to do it*

 

[Man18]

Heres a Laptop we can all get behind.


get it... sits on your lap and you can get behind it heh heh heh.

 

[Veho]

*cue software/hardware jokes*

 

[xalphax]

Heres a Laptop we can all get behind.


get it... sits on your lap and you can get behind it heh heh heh.

what if i want to stick something into it?




...

like an usb stick?

 

[ENDscape]

Heres a Laptop we can all get behind.


get it... sits on your lap and you can get behind it heh heh heh.

what if i want to stick something into it?




...

like an usb stick?

I think theres a port in the back and the front. And the mic.

 

[Cablephish]

"I'll buy almost anything if it's shiny and made by Apple."

I lol'd @ that, lol.

 

[Man18]

it has 2 usb ports... 2 fan holes... 2 mics... and 1 speaker

in addition


it has 2 hard drives for soft soft real ware and you can easily upgrade with ram...

 

[moozxy]

Everybody remembers their first Onion news story..
Mine was "Hagrid date rapes Hermione"

 

[Toni Plutonij]

*faints and collapses on the floor through lack of medication*


*slips into coma*

*runs over to administer CPR*
*stops short of mouth-to-mouth*

*calls someone else to do it*

*bends so he could help in CPR.............thinks a bit
..
..
..
..
..
*runs for frogpony

 

[Man18]

Everybody remembers their first Onion news story..
Mine was "Hagrid date rapes Hermione"

Mine was a story about little girls being whores.

 

[Pizzaroo]

and with a $2,600 price tag

its $2.6k for the 8 GB HARD DRIVE.

The INCREDIBLE 40 GB hard drive will set you back almost $10k


EDIT: wait wtf, "the wheel 2.0 will be 4 ounces lighter due to its lack of screening hard drive or wheel"


WOO A LAPTOP WITHOUT ANYTHING BUT A SCREEN AND SOME WIRES!