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  1. Coldstare5

    Perpare yourself...

    THIS IS PRETTY BONDAGE
  2. Coldstare5

    I just realised

    Ultimate Muscle Roller is actually symbolistic of love and marriage The video starts off, as you start off your relationship, you are both working together towards happiness, and striving for it, and just when it seems reachable, your problems make themselves more difficult and you're given a...
  3. Coldstare5

    HOTEL MACDETH!

    SURE IS NICE OF MACDETH TO INVITE US OVER TO THE CASTLE FOR A PICNIC, EH, DONALIGI? I HOPE HE MADE LOTS OF HAGGIS...ETTI! DONALIGI! LOOK! IT'S FROM TROUSER! DEAR PESKY THANES! THE MACDETHALINGS AND I HAVE TAKEN OVER THE SCOTLAND KINDGDOM! THE KING IS NOW A PERMANENT GUEST AT ONE OF MY...
  4. Coldstare5

    The president's inaugeration

    *sniff* So moving...
  5. Coldstare5

    He's in my living room!

    I am utterly terrified right now...
  6. Coldstare5

    WHEN WILL YOU SHEEPLE LEARN?!

    Michael Jackson didn't die, he was murdered! BY SWINE FLU! Yes, it's true, the innocent rosey cheeked epidemic you all know and love is nothing but a soulless killing machine bent on world domination. "But that is preposterous! Why would Swine Flu kill Michael Jackson for World Domination?"...
  7. Coldstare5

    I'm baaaaaaack.

    Apparently, God was horrified with the crap I was putting on the internet, so he sent four of his drinking buddies and they used up all my bandwidth (Those bastards), anywho, after that, my computer got some mean insults from God's drinking buddies, and committed suicide, so I had to get a new...
  8. Coldstare5

    Guys...

    Do I really ask them where to find ammo for the sniper rifle? What's their codec?
  9. Coldstare5

    How do u become guyto ban people??

    well i wat to clear gbatemp of retards
  10. Coldstare5

    OSHI-

    It even has modded sound effects!
  11. Coldstare5

    My idea for a Twilight sequel

    Alright, I'm going to present to you, a few ideas for parts of a Twilight sequel! At the beginning of the movie: *Edward is walking away from Bella* Bella: Edward, why won't you talk to me, open up to me, we're supposed to be a couple! Edward: *Halfway through the movie* Edward: Want to...
  12. Coldstare5

    NOOOOOOOOOO!

    So here I am, up at very early in the morning, when my dog comes into the computer room, realising his malicious intent from previous experience, I quickly ushered him to the door outside, but the bastard wouldn't listen and he just pisses on the rug, I'm like "NOOOO! STOP! YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT...
  13. Coldstare5

    Muahahahaahhahaahahaaa!

    Someone let me out of my cage again, now I've got a little present for you all. (Warning: May make children cry) Muahahahahahahaa!
  14. Coldstare5

    In case of zombies :pawnch:

    *Wonders how long till the EOF peasants grab their pitchforks and torches and chase me out of town*
  15. Coldstare5

    My plan for Youtube views.

    Alright, I've got a plan which will get me a lot of views, and possibly a few subscribers: What I'm going to do, is wait a few billion years or so, for the Sun to supernova. Then, I'm going to set up a digital camera and jump away from the explosion, screaming "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!". Then, I'll...
  16. Coldstare5

    ARE YOU BIKE!!!!!!!

    I AM!!!
  17. Coldstare5

    The more and more I licked it...

    The more and more I licked it, the more moist and soft it became, as I licked it gently, it became covered in a soft, milky liquid, I liked it. A lot. Soon, it wasn't enough to satisfy my urges, so I licked harder and harder, wanting more and more, when finally, it just wouldn't satisfy me, so I...
  18. Coldstare5

    Oh God...

    MAKE IT GO AWAY!
  19. Coldstare5

    And that's how I saved Christmas from pregnant ninjas

    Any questions?
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