Video Game Logic

ComeTurismO · Aug 9, 2012

If Mario touches a Koopa or a Goomba his mode shrinks/or he dies

TripleSMoon · Aug 12, 2012

After saving the world, you can go back in time and do it ALL over again while fully powered up and felling the previously-hard baddies in one swing. And why do you willingly put the world in jeopardy a second time? Because it's fun to save it, that's why!

(Chrono Trigger)

chavosaur · Aug 12, 2012

Your entire kingdom is ruled by a mouse who dissapears alot.
Your somehow living even though your heartless
Nobody wonders why the hell your the only people running around in dark black robes
(Kingdom Hearts 358 1/2 days)

Black-Ice · Aug 12, 2012

Evil Ghosts can be defeated in a court trial.

weavile001 · Aug 12, 2012

Black-Ice said:
Evil Ghosts can be defeated in a court trial.

with the power of law.

Black-Ice · Aug 12, 2012

weavile001 said:
Black-Ice said:

Evil Ghosts can be defeated in a court trial.

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with the power of law.

Screw the ghostbusters.
I have my OBJECTION!!

Taleweaver · Aug 13, 2012

-in sword fighting, you win the fight by replying to their insults with the proper witty remark
-people continue talking even when you turn their back on them and leave the room
-when going somewhere for the first time, it's perfectly normal that someone reminds you to do common things like crouching and jumping
-some cities (like Burnout Paradise) simply have no pedestrians.
-taking an arrow to the knee means you'll be a common guard in the future

ComeTurismO · Aug 14, 2012

You can burn ANYTHING in Minecraft.

weavile001 · Aug 14, 2012

xAC3L3G3NDx said:
You can burn ANYTHING in Minecraft.

even water?

boktor666 · Aug 15, 2012

-Dies in heavy battle, bullet holes everywhere in body.. RESPAWNS
-Being AD carry in MOBA games requires you to buy items to boost your AD. However, 80% of these are SWORDS. And the best AD carry's are RANGED. How can you shoot with a sword?
-Every character can talk, except you, who can only scream KYAAH, KAAH, HAAUGH, and be understood by everyone.
-12 year old kids traveling the land, with dangerous animals captured in a ball with a 15 cm diameter
-You can easily kill 200 people in shooters and not die. It's like you're the fucking terminator.
-Lose health, eat chicken to regain health
-The good guys always (almost always) win
-Can take on a dragon, no sweat.
-Kill a guy, get suspicious. Enemy walks up to corpse, starts to walk away, nothing's wrong. (Splinter cell)
-Destroy everone, everything to avenge your family (the punisher)
-somehow, you're always the chosen one.
-Can't walk off ledge
-Be chased for crime, sit on bench. Lose guards.

Do I even have to go on?

TripleSMoon · Aug 15, 2012

boktor666 said:
-You can easily kill 200 people in shooters and not die. It's like you're the fucking terminator.

And even the terminator can't instantly heal his flesh wounds by hiding behind a rock for a few seconds.

boktor666 · Aug 15, 2012

xwatchmanx said:
boktor666 said:

-You can easily kill 200 people in shooters and not die. It's like you're the fucking terminator.

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And even the terminator can't instantly heal his flash wounds by hiding behind a rock for a few seconds.

well played sir
*flesh :>

TripleSMoon · Aug 15, 2012

boktor666 said:
well played sir
*flesh :>

Grr... stupid touch screen keyboard

Luigi2012SM64DS · Aug 15, 2012

You can jump twice.

TripleSMoon · Aug 15, 2012

Luigi2012SM64DS said:
You can jump twice.

Sometimes 3 times (Super Smash Bros.)

Also, jumping 3 times in succession is required in order to do a front flip (Super Mario 64)

ouch123 · Aug 16, 2012

xwatchmanx said:
Luigi2012SM64DS said:

You can jump twice.

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Sometimes 3 times (Super Smash Bros.)

Also, jumping 3 times in succession is required in order to do a front flip (Super Mario 64)

To be fair, you don't do all the jumps in mid-air. Also, didn't the jump animation change when you collected all the stars?

TripleSMoon · Aug 16, 2012

ouch123 said:
To be fair, you don't do all the jumps in mid-air. Also, didn't the jump animation change when you collected all the stars?

I never got all the stars, so I wouldn't know. I actually didn't even hear about that until very recently.

ouch123 · Aug 16, 2012

xwatchmanx said:
ouch123 said:

To be fair, you don't do all the jumps in mid-air. Also, didn't the jump animation change when you collected all the stars?

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I never got all the stars, so I wouldn't know. I actually didn't even hear about that until very recently.

Ah, found a video (go to 3:12 if you want to see the jump). It just becomes more sparkly and you bounce at the end. I vaguely recall it's a bit higher but it's been a while so I may be wrong. I think I played this game too much as a kid.

Maxternal · Aug 16, 2012

ouch123 said:
xwatchmanx said:

ouch123 said:

To be fair, you don't do all the jumps in mid-air. Also, didn't the jump animation change when you collected all the stars?

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I never got all the stars, so I wouldn't know. I actually didn't even hear about that until very recently.

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Ah, found a video (go to 3:12 if you want to see the jump). It just becomes more sparkly and you bounce at the end. I vaguely recall it's a bit higher but it's been a while so I may be wrong. I think I played this game too much as a kid.

Yeah, once you get all the stars you get the sparkly jump and you can talk to Yoshi to get 100 lives. The thing is that you need the 100 lives in order to ... umm ... get coin high scores in all the levels ... or a better speed time in the slippery slide. There's nothing left to play so I can imagine that even for those of us who have actually gotten all the stars, there are some who never even noticed it because they just put the game in a box and stopped playing it. If they ever did play it again, it was from the beginning WITHOUT the sparkly jump. I think I only noticed it because I had read about it somewhere and had my eye open for it when I got that far.

TripleSMoon · Aug 16, 2012

Maxternal said:
Yeah, once you get all the stars you get the sparkly jump and you can talk to Yoshi to get 100 lives. The thing is that you need the 100 lives in order to ... umm ... get coin high scores in all the levels ... or a better speed time in the slippery slide. There's nothing left to play so I can imagine that even for those of us who have actually gotten all the stars, there are some who never even noticed it because they just put the game in a box and stopped playing it. If they ever did play it again, it was from the beginning WITHOUT the sparkly jump. I think I only noticed it because I had read about it somewhere and had my eye open for it when I got that far.

You basically voiced one of my biggest pet peeves with many amazing games. Like, you complete it 100%, and your reward is this special ability that helps you in the levels and I'm like, what's the point? You've exhausted yourself getting to 100%, why would they wait to give you a special ability until you don't need it anymore?

Mutant Mudds did the same thing, where once you've beaten the game 100% you get to play as Grandma, who can use all 3 special abilities at once. But there's LITERALLY no point, since you've beaten the game 100%. You can't even collect coins again because they don't reappear after you've collected all of them, or shortcut to special levels. It's a 100% useless reward.

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