It's not the movies or games downloads that I would worry about, like breaking into networks, downloading encrypted things, spying on network traffic. I have seen so many "Top Secret" seals on files when I was a kid
I was obsessed with finding UFOs, a surprising amount of US files where stashed on computers in other countries, China back in the early 90s omg sooo much
I'd like to hire you to hardmod my 3dsxl. If you do stuff like downgrading the firmware and getting it set up to run homebrew (basically get me through the whole process), I'd be down to compensate you extra for that.