I now know what gonna happen to me

I have to say, you're the only person on the internet I like that can't speak proper English. Just a side note, "A" should be "a" Well, that sounds like a brutal upbringing, perhaps it's all the injuries to your brain that cause OBE's. Have you watched an anime called Ghost Hound? Oh wait, I think you mentioned watching it before. Yep, pretty much explains the science around OBE's. Good luck with the ladies too, bro! Maybe there's one out there just like you. You can knock-out on your sandwiches together

*Gee At of all places I had to out of body in the car in the drive thru of Mc Donalds
So I pulled in the drive thru and started to feel light headed not hungry but feeling my body heat turn cold and my arm's stiff I had I out of body in the car dive thru I heard Welcome to Mc Donalds my I take your order ?

Hello you there sur , I faced plant my horn beep... *It made them call the ambulance thought I died in the car but OBE at the drive though this is why I took longer to replay I had been in the hospital in A room for A day as I gotten back I open my eye's Ronald freak the shit out of me with A balloon and Mc Donald's food bought to my bed and I said I ordered something else so they went and said free sur its on us I said but I did not order this kids meal I am 29 not A kid Then Ronald **Smiled** did a back flip and said "Be Happy" I was like HA I am Happy all the time no need to tell me **Grins**


( I was happy I got free food even though I gotten the wrong order )

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[quote name='steve007' post='3815521' date='Aug 4 2011, 11:00 PM']*Gee At of all places I had to out of body in the car in the drive thru of Mc Donalds
So I pulled in the drive thru and started to feel light headed not hungry but feeling my body heat turn cold and my arm's stiff I had I out of body in the car dive thru I heard Welcome to Mc Donalds my I take your order ?

Hello you there sur , I faced plant my horn beep... *It made them call the ambulance thought I died in the car but OBE at the drive though this is why I took longer to replay I had been in the hospital in A room for A day as I gotten back I open my eye's Ronald freak the shit out of me with A balloon and Mc Donald's food bought to my bed and I said I ordered something else so they went and said free sur its on us I said but I did not order this kids meal I am 29 not A kid Then Ronald **Smiled** did a back flip and said "Be Happy" I was like HA I am Happy all the time no need to tell me **Grins**


( I was happy I got free food even though I gotten the wrong order )[/quote]

I still don't understand half of that, even with my translation of the entire event.

By the way... Anyone want me to try to translate any of the other posts, as well?

really good translation Sora de Eclaune, and lovely OBE steve007 keep 'em coming

I love how you guys are "Translating" what he says. It's gold.

I'm crying from laughing so hard. XD

[quote name='steve007' post='3803379' date='Jul 30 2011, 01:35 AM'] out


it's in the bible "He who hath risen from his body shall become the second coming and roam as a spiritual dog on four legs and see all in red" ... so spake God. .. : It's in Jebediah 13:72


I am A person that shaped my soul in to a wolf red eye's I had A out of body then see if it was true ?

I watch ghost hound the cartoon one on the kids morphed his soul in to A wolf with red eye's and had 16 inch claws

I to have that now I am sorry if this is real to you its in the just read the Bible )[/quote]


[quote name='steve007' post='3804073' date='Jul 30 2011, 12:13 PM']Ah you guy's took this well lol Ha hA

You think I am crazy insane thank you I play guild wars and I was in JQ and had a out of body I was like hell no getting back in my body even though my for head on my temple started to pump blood fast and hard It happen's when I feel daz and my eye's are pushed in I can see the computer screen 3d then I fell hot and bam I come out of my body its makes me mad when it happen's on Roller Coasters me and my friend had it out of body the G force took my soul out of my visual What one did it happen on lol

Rebel Yell (roller coaster) Me and my friend Jemmy I am Steven[/quote]


[quote name='steve007' post='3804578' date='Jul 30 2011, 05:21 PM']One more ok

Then that well be all


Ok Hear I go I had A dream at my old house david spent the night in my room on the floor

SO what happen next ok I saw A flash of white light as I seen the light it hit A object in the road !

I was like ok what is gonna happen next I see A sun rise up it had a baby face on it yes just like the Teletubbies but what is about to happen only me and David knows about this one was messed up

So getting back to the object A truck driver hit one of the Teletubbies It was Laa-Laa she got hit by the truck So the tuck driver had to fill in her suit so he put it on he had A big tat that said I love my moma"

*Then as I start to dream more and more other thing happen Tinky Winky got killed by A bomb So Tinky Winky was replaced by A mad man adolf hitler Hell alway's yell I am Adoif hitler "Aaaah Kauh"

Then the poe gotten real bad sick and could not get out of his bed .. So a holey man came to replace him the pope he said his pray Issha issha Ah man **Smiled **

Noo-Noo *A baker baked brownies as he start to tell his fav. cooking show I was like ok that great I don't care As they looked at me and gotten mad I looked up and said fine fine go on ***Giggles*** )

Dipsy was replaced by a retired He said "Ehh Ah nan ana Ah Soap " As he drooled and wet his suit and crap his paint's

So I was laughing my self in my dream as they said shh places every one time to start soon so there went off

*This is where I had to watch this play siting in the chair I saw them come out trying to catch A ball the tuck driver said "Hey Yo "


Then me and my friend David woke up and yelled in ones faces Hey Yo He said wow same dream yup Aha hah (Hey Yo )[/quote]

he's one of a kind, holy steve007

edit : Sora de Eclaune, MAGISTRAL translation!! be careful.. you might have an OBE soon walkin on his footsteps!

Is anybody else looking for the disclaimer "I was high when I wrote this"?