Guess when world will end

You remember that hoax in 2012? World is going to end? Asteroid going to hit it? Jesus going to suddenly appear out of nowhere and kill everyone? [Believe me or not, it was a thing]
Well guess what, christians are trying way too hard to predict the arrival "of their only god".

Which is really annoying. Not only it creates a huge pile of useless panic among sensitive people but also keeps filling their shitty religious propaganda.

Like today, it was supposed to end. Did it happen? No. Apparently, they disguised priest guys to be "professional researchers" and spreaded fake news via Facebook and Youtube.
"I saw a girl in dream walking down the sky, it was in bible!!!!!!!!!!" Yeah, the same way as i see flying kids and my waifu when I sleep.
"*Researcher speaking* This is confirmed to happen today and this event has been confirmed by our researchers (read priests) this will indeed happen(inaudible speaking)"

Hypocrism is real. Why? They say that only god knows the exact date, yet they play the "god" card.
Not only this makes this religion look dumb, but it's fucking idiotic. I can't put it in other words.

Like hell, sometimes I really want asteroid to finally hit this planet...
But I guess that only makes me say one thing: People will keep guessing till they will finally get it. Then it will be too late to say No.
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Nah, it won't end too soon.
Maybe in about 2 billion years, when the sun becomes a red giant.
 
Can't give you a date, but considering that half of mexico has been reduced to ground cookie dust, probably soon.

Quetzalcoatl why are you so pissed all of a sudden??
 
Thoese''fake'' priests want you to join them and want you to make an offer to get a place in UTOPIA??
 

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