Crazy chick at videogame store

here's a good one,So I used to work as a manager at a video game retail store,so I was awing at the door, when this crazy chick(about 17) comes up and asks ¿what's your sign and favorite color? at first I thought she was gonna kick my balls to heaven at the first glimpse of DUH on my face, but then I answered and she replies; "I dont care" then she leaves and comes back again,...she stares at me and seats near the fire extinguisher and starts licking it(the fire extinguisher), I swear to shakira I'm not kidding,what made it odd was...that she wasnt looking at me while licking that red lucky piece of fire safeness ,then I had to kick her out of the store cause she was creeping the kids out, I had to do it quickly cause well..she noticed my extreeme boner and started rasing her voice about it, I mean come on....a fire extinguisher?, how hot can that be?(zing) anyway, she left the store calmly but meanwhile a parent asked why was she licking that fire extinguisher? and well what could I reply to a grown up, "oh you know crazy teens these days..." (I was 19 then).

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In a few days the girl will be telling her side of the story on Gizmodo as a blog post.
 
[quote name='dryo' post='3863724' date='Sep 1 2011, 12:15 AM']about my writing, come on I'm mexican don't be hating.[/quote]

That honestly sounds like a George Lopez joke.
 
[quote name='Guild McCommunist' post='3864917' date='Sep 1 2011, 01:37 PM'][quote name='dryo' post='3863724' date='Sep 1 2011, 12:15 AM']about my writing, come on I'm mexican don't be hating.[/quote]

That honestly sounds like a George Lopez joke.
[/quote]
Sounded like a George Lopez joke that wasn't good enough for his act, and eventually got stolen by Carlos Mencia.
 
Women always come into my house and lick the fire hydrant i keep next to my desk, they're chick magnets

I'm surprised you guys didn't know this
 
[quote name='Terminator02' post='3865471' date='Sep 2 2011, 12:57 AM']Women always come into my house and lick the fire hydrant i keep next to my desk, they're chick magnets

I'm surprised you guys didn't know this[/quote]
The Fuck!?!? :blink:
 
Personally, I'd swear to Shakira's hips [them things don't lie, after all] yeah that's what I ment, and I was the boss there.
 
[quote name='dryo' post='3865829' date='Sep 2 2011, 12:00 AM']Personally, I'd swear to Shakira's hips [them things don't lie, after all] yeah that's what I ment, and I was the boss there.[/quote]
Shakira's not hot enough that you need to keep referencing her.
 
[quote name='machomuu' post='3865838' date='Sep 2 2011, 06:12 AM'][quote name='dryo' post='3865829' date='Sep 2 2011, 12:00 AM']Personally, I'd swear to Shakira's hips [them things don't lie, after all] yeah that's what I ment, and I was the boss there.[/quote]
Shakira's not hot enough that you need to keep referencing her.
[/quote]
You be joking, right?
 
[quote name='machomuu' post='3865838' date='Sep 1 2011, 09:12 PM'][quote name='dryo' post='3865829' date='Sep 2 2011, 12:00 AM']Personally, I'd swear to Shakira's hips [them things don't lie, after all] yeah that's what I ment, and I was the boss there.[/quote]
Shakira's not hot enough that you need to keep referencing her.
[/quote]

Hey, hey, hey she's Colombian. hot as hell.
Think of any girl. If she's Colombian she's automatically hot.
I should know. I'm Colombian.
 
[quote name='SinHarvest24' post='3865851' date='Sep 2 2011, 12:20 AM'][quote name='machomuu' post='3865838' date='Sep 2 2011, 06:12 AM'][quote name='dryo' post='3865829' date='Sep 2 2011, 12:00 AM']Personally, I'd swear to Shakira's hips [them things don't lie, after all] yeah that's what I ment, and I was the boss there.[/quote]
Shakira's not hot enough that you need to keep referencing her.
[/quote]
You be joking, right?
[/quote]
No, I'm not. Besides, I didn't say she wasn't hot, I said she's not hot enough.
 
[quote name='Terminator02' post='3865860' date='Sep 2 2011, 12:31 AM']*Terminator02 slaps machomuu across the face with a large trout*[/quote]
Do you really think she's so hot she should be referenvrd as a God? Really?

I can think of plenty of hotter women, like Xuphor.
 
[quote name='Shinigami357' post='3864427' date='Sep 1 2011, 04:31 AM'][quote name='Vulpes Abnocto' post='3863624' date='Sep 1 2011, 06:28 AM']And I'll be using the "I swear to Shakira" line from now on. ^_^[/quote]


Personally, I'd swear to Shakira's hips [them things don't lie, after all]



[quote name='Hyro-Sama' post='3864209' date='Sep 1 2011, 02:15 PM']I am so confused. How did we come from a bat-crazy chick licking a fire extinguisher to not liking latina's?

SERIOUSLY. WHAT THE FUCK!?!?!?[/quote]


OP is from Mexico, so logical assumption that the chick is latina.



PS

The heck did I just read?!?!? :wacko:
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"I should know. I'm Colombian. " CLASSIC and who the fack is xyphor?
 
[quote name='machomuu' post='3865865' date='Sep 2 2011, 12:34 AM']I can think of plenty of hotter women, like Xuphor.[/quote]

She's out of your league.



and mine too....
 
I don't mean to get offtopic but...could you change your profile pic,to the puppet starfox
 
[quote name='Vulpes Abnocto' post='3865872' date='Sep 2 2011, 05:43 AM'][quote name='machomuu' post='3865865' date='Sep 2 2011, 12:34 AM']I can think of plenty of hotter women, like Xuphor.[/quote]

She's out of your league.



and mine too....
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Do you even know what she looks like? :unsure:
(Not that I'm potentially disagreeing)
 
[quote name='Vulpes Abnocto' post='3865872' date='Sep 2 2011, 12:43 AM'][quote name='machomuu' post='3865865' date='Sep 2 2011, 12:34 AM']I can think of plenty of hotter women, like Xuphor.[/quote]

She's out of your league.



and mine too....
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:(
 

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