[quote name='CrackBlade' post='3556899' date='Mar 30 2011, 07:54 PM'][quote name='Sausage Head' post='3556880' date='Mar 30 2011, 10:06 PM']crackblade just sounds like some nerd who is addicted to crack[/quote]
Sausage Head sounds like a dickhead. (wait, is that supposed to be a pun)
TJ, is it possible to get 3 name changes in a day?
Just give me some time to think of another one.
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A old man goes to doctor and says "Doctor I take a shit every morning around 9am." Doctor says "That's good and healthy." Old man says "But I don't wake up till 10am."
Man and wife get in bed together. Man rubs on wife wanting some and wife says, " I can't tonight, I have a gynecologist appointment in the morning." After a few minutes, man starts rubbing on her again. She says "Didn't you here me? Stop." He says "What, do you have a dentist appointment too?"