Hey Tempers check out this fight i had with this guy

So i met this girl on omegle but we are just friends and her ex boyfriend is jealous of me so i went to fight him in my own way:

Enjoy

Me: hi there

WM: Kid u r a freak

Me:lol why
you added me

WM: OMG U R BLACK!!

Me: lol yes!

WM: Haha thats funny

Me: not indian

WM: U r so short

Me: i know i hate it >_<

WM: to think i was afraid of you

Me: really you were afraid of me?

WM: Listen your smarts wont get you anywhere

Me: im flattered

WM: since u r black

Me: and i dont have smarts

WM: Obama is at least half black

Me: and aww racism really

WM: but you?

Me: i dont look up to obama

WM: Pure nigeer
Man you like WOW too
This just gets better and better

Me: yea man im a nerd
where've you been

WM: Ohhhh mannnn
I dont even wanna think about it

Me: i like your catch phrase
"ohhh mannn"
i think ima start using that

WM: Typical [censored], stealing things from a white man

Me: lol glad you know ^^
and mind you i have a niece and a nephew
my nephew was just born

WM: Good for you

Me: last sunday

WM: U know who cares?

Me: my mom claims he looks like me when i was born

WM: Well, the KKK must wanna hear about it

Me: i already told them

WM: Haha dude u must get picked on all the time

Me: not at all suprisingly
i heard some people voted me most kickass/coolest actually
i was surprised

WM: Cause u r using comebacks like anti bullying sites teach

Me: lol

WM: I am too, who the fuck likes nerdy black men
hahahaha

Me: im still trying to convince you im trying to be nice (i was)
not mean

WM: I dont fucking care anymore

Me: and i think it was becayse i was on track

WM: U r black so whatever u say doesnt matter to me

Me: 53.5 seconds on the 400m

WM: U know how much shit she used to talk about Black people?*
We were at caribou and i was like "Look a black man"*
She went eww and we left* (Lies)
then made out by the rock*
Also she said some shit on texting too*
Like how rappers and shit are gross cause there black*

Me: if you have it saved you should forward it to me
and i dont like rap myself actually

WM: And how no matter how attractive they were, there still black* (Lies)
I dont have it saved cause all the dirty messages shes sent me would of been bad for my mom to see*
And she got a little turned on by making fun of blacks, so i just added that into the dirty talk*

Me: i see
thats interesting to know lol

WM: [1:32:38 AM] her: i havent done anything with him. and i wont
Hahaha
Tee hee!
Its funny now isnt it?

Me: i dont get it
if you really need to be convinced more pay attention to my location on my page dude

WM: Doesnt mean u want a skype buddy
So u r poor too huh?

Me: btw i found this old note i posted on facebook months ago

WM: Thats funny too

Me: "Adressed to the numerous rampant racist whites among the nets
"because of culturally enforces stereotypes of manliness and socioeconomic inequality, black men are among the

most insecure on the planet.
they're men just like you, except they're all expected to be 50 cent and get shot nine times.
underneath all they have to prove, they're pussycats, just like you.
and you fucking [censored]s are afraid of them. afraid that if even one of them fucks "your woman", she'll never

love you.
what you need to do
is move out of the trailer park
and get a motherfucking edumacation"

Me: I feel like it kinda relates
and im not poor to say poor
just not as rich as you maybe

WM: I have a job

Me: thats lucky

WM: Yeah
well...

Me: jobs are scarce here in ny

WM: its kinda hard for u right?

Me: not really lol
just more people than jobs
i havent been searching at all myself
my friends have

Me: what sports do you play?

WM: None cause i have a job, and friends, and school

Me: well what sports do you like to play?

WM: None sports are stupid
Running is too

Me: well im black lol
its all i know how to do

WM: Only u r black so u gotta be ready for when you run from the cops
Exactly

Me: see! we are on the same page
lol

WM: Mmmk >_>
Im 5 pages ahead of u simply cause u r black, and i am white

Me: well that doesnt make much sense

WM: U own any stocks?

Me: no i dont mess with the stock market. too unpredictable for me. but those who owned stock in sirius radio

lucked out on the super bowl huh?

WM: Sure they did
Or u could just buy gold... Which is irreplacable

Me: well wasnt it broadcast by them in different languages?

WM: Do you think i care?

Me: well you asked me about stock so i would thinks o
so*

WM: Radio has been dying since this thing called TELEVISION was made

Me: i guess

WM: U guess?

Me: i suppose lol
that better?

WM: U suppose?

Me: i imagine so
lol
waiting for "U imagine so?"

WM: Am i? No
I dont copy [censored]s

Me: ok then

WM: I broke a rule for copying u twice

Me: im sorry

WM: If i did it 3 times then id be out

Me: that wasnt my intention

WM: U should be (sorry)

Me: can i ask you a question?

WM: No u cant

Me: aww but its a simple one

WM: Simple answers are still unsolved

Me: not true :P

WM: Answers that have been around for years
oh yes
They are

Me: well ill ask anyways
would you feel better if i just left her alone?

WM: I think it would
Considering u r black
And u met her on Omegale...

Me: its not like we could do anything anyway

WM: U could show stuff
just like she did with "him"

Me: i havent and i do not intend to

WM: Why not?

Me: whats the point?

WM: U r black, u r good at using woman
So why not?
My point is u will use her

Me: you assume.
why?

WM: Pretending u care about someone u dont know
Why? because thats what we do
Use
Them

Me: we?
we as in men?

WM: Yes men

Me: i dont use women

WM: And whys that?
U have a sister is that why?

Me: use them for what?
sex?
sex is pointless
im not a physical person

WM: U were just bragging about running...

Me: sexually physical lol

WM: And u say u r not a physical person?

Me: if you want to get technical
and its not like she is bad to talk to
especially now

WM: She is

Me: why is that

WM: R u kididng?
U dont know the real her

Me: so tell me

WM: U know the tired (her)
The real her wouldnt of talked to u on Omegale
She would've made fun of you with her friend

Me: maybe you're right

WM: I am right, i dated her for 1 and a half fucking years

Me: but to me all that matters is how she is now
shes not mean to me
so i have no reason to hate her

WM: U hate me dont u?

Me: i honestly dont (i kinda did >_<)

WM: I hate you

Me: you dont believe the fact im trying to be nice (i was)

WM: So why dont u hate me?

Me: i dont have a reason to hate you (i did)

WM: No i dont (believe you)
i think u r trying to act "Cool"
Or annoying

Me: im not a cool kid

WM: So u push her that much away from me

Me: i havent said shit about you to her
she tells me about you (All True)
i tell her maybe he just wants you back
do you?

WM: Why does that matter?

Me: well it would somewhat explain why you hate me
because you think im interfering

WM: Whatever
U are (interfering)
U r annoying
And black
And u act like her friend when u arent

Me: how do you know im acting?
what could i possibly gain from talking to her other than a friend
im in ny
you guys are in minnesota

WM: Pictures

Me: pictures of uselessness?

WM: "he" did that, he wasnt in minnesota
How is she useless?

Me: not her, pictures of her
i have nothing to do with pictures like those
no need
tell me about "him"

WM: A fat, user just like u

Me: but im not fat. . . nor a user

WM: Who said he loved her just to get naked pictures

Me: well i dont want naked pics

WM: What do u want then?

Me: a friend

WM: A useless friend
Useless friend
So useless

Me: why is she useless

WM: What could a friend in Minnesota do for a black kid in New York

Me: i like being nice
is that such a problem

WM: It is to me, since he liked being nice too

Me: i didnt know it was so bad for a person to be good hearted

WM: She did too at one point, and so did i

Me: lets make a deal
if i end up being "him" #2

WM: Haha whatever

Me: then you can hate me forever
but if i dont and i wont

WM: I will hate u forever

Me: then you have not reason too
no*

WM: Cause theres always a chance u will just be another fucking "him"

Me: thats why im saying wait and see

WM: So im not trusting a black man from New York

ME: im not saying you have to trust me
im just saying lay off me for shit im not going to do

WM: It is basically what u r saying....
But who knows?

Me: ok so wait and see

WM: I cant wait
Why dont u just stop talking to her?
Why do u NEED to talk to her?

(this is where i start to win lol)

Me: i dont need to talk to her

WM: Then why do u?

Me: shes in a fragile condition where it doesnt hurt for her to have someone to talk to

WM: But she has plenty of REAL friends
Not some guy like 4 states away

Me: well instead of being mean to her because of me be there for her

WM: ....

Me: she needs friends not enemies
if you still care for her like you act like you do thats not how you prove it

WM: U dont know me

Me: are you saying you dont care for her?

WM: Im saying u dont know how i feel

Me: then tell me

WM: And how her talking to u instead of me makes me feel
Or how i comment on her facebook stuff and she erases it
U dont know how that feels do u?

Me: then tell her that instead of just being mean to her

WM: Cause u r comments get likes and YAY!!! CODY TALKED TO ME attitude
No

Me: why not

WM: She should figure it out
Cause shes done it since we were dating

Me: explain

WM: Um... i called her a babe on one of her pictures because IIII unlike as you say u r, am sexually attracted to

her
THen she just deletes it

Me: hmm
well maybe calling her babe was too much of an approach since you guys broke up

WM: Hahaha
Alright

Me: im being honest, i dont know

WM: Considering last like 2 weeks we talked about our fantasys
I dont think thats it
I KNOW shes knows it bothers me when she does that
THats how i think
Thats what I think

Me: i see
well ill talk to her for you WM

WM: Im sure u will

Me: thank you for actually talking to me

WM: ...
I do want her back...

Me: i told you i wasnt trying to be mean

WM: Ive wanted her back since we broke up

Me: and im not trying to take her either

WM: THe next day... I wanted her back...
But u wouldnt understand
Cody...
U have a nice name
Have fun...
(offline)

Then i win apparently. . .
I dont get it

Comments

And ever since, they were BFFs.

No but seriously, did you care about all that or you just wanted to brain-fuck him?

[quote name='tails100' post='3455186' date='Feb 13 2011, 02:52 PM']I read it all, try typing:
WILD MAGIKARP APPEARED!
in the chat and most of the people will leave.[/quote]

You tell me e_e
 
so wait where was the fight?

edit: it seemed more like you were trying to please/befriend him than anything.
 
Cody, you f***ing win!
Although personally I find it slightly sociopathic to have ulterior motives, and ultimately showing it off to GBAtemp. Although this still is gold...
 
LMAO!!! i read it all....Nice ending...I would have had fun with that guy. Racism doesn't affect me much really...I laugh it off and keep pushing. (Thank you Dave Chappelle)
 
Haha, nice skills there man. read from start to end. and i like how you talked to him.
 

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