Dudes, I am such a good person.
So last weekend
(the hide yo shit story)
After all that went down we were gonna go out.
One friend was so wasted he couldn't even walk.
So I piggybacked him back to his room.
He was on my back in a crowded elevator and I felt no shame.
He threw up on me on the way back to the room.
I proceeded to stay by him in the room cuz he was throwing up more.
Fuckin saved this kid's life.
(He coulda choked or fell or somethin, iunno)
But seriously.
I was drunk then even, and I was such a nice guy.
This weekend was the same deal
(Less extreme)
But there was a party with all my friends.
Two of my friends from back home
(The original crew)
And the crew here at college.
So a friend
(Who is a girl)
from the original crew got totally shit faced.
Never have I seen her this drunk before.
So for the party I had to keep an eye on her.
I had to stop her from making out with one of the friends from the college crew.
(She thanked me today for doing that)
Both of them are going out with someone.
I also had to keep an eye on a girl from the college crew who enjoys kissing people while she's drunk.
(And she was very drunk)
So I had to pull her aside on multiple occasions and tell her to stop kissing people.
It helped for a bit, but she still did.
She would have more if I wasn't there.
Someone else wanted to bring more friends to the gathering.
Didn't really know them
(One of the guys was the guy the girl was wanting to kiss)
I
(and the girl who's apartment we were at)
Kicked them all out.
The girl from the original crew looked like she was passed out on the bed.
So I decided to clean up a little bit.
Got back to her, she was on the ground and she threw up.
(Which my friend and I found to be hilarious cuz she always brags about how she never throws up
Also, perhaps I should have stayed with her then, cuz that seemed dangerous)
So we sit with her and such.
Make fun of her a little.
I was assigned to keep an eye on her for the whole nite.
I made sure everyone was gonna get home safe.
I'm a fuckin saint.
The next day my friend calls me and asks if I can walk her home from a party.
I say yes.
She calls me after I leave and says never mind, she's got some people.
I still text her later and see if she made it home alright.
She did, so yeah.
Again, I'm a fucking saint.
I like being nice, though.
Not that I feel obligated to, I just want to.
So yeah, I guess that was my rant... in a way.
Just me commenting about how I'm awesome to all of my friends.
Also, a follow up for the hide yo shit story.
I've gotta pay $100 fine.
Take an online class.
Take an in person class.
(That class costs an additional $70)
And got a letter or something on my university record or somethin.
Iunno.
But yeah,
Good thing is it's not a drinking ticket, which means nothing on my record, which means no getting screwed out of a teaching job because of it.
Woo!
But now I've gotta find the money to pay for it without my parents knowing.
Fuuuuuuuck.
...
Yup yup.
Peace!
So last weekend
(the hide yo shit story)
After all that went down we were gonna go out.
One friend was so wasted he couldn't even walk.
So I piggybacked him back to his room.
He was on my back in a crowded elevator and I felt no shame.
He threw up on me on the way back to the room.
I proceeded to stay by him in the room cuz he was throwing up more.
Fuckin saved this kid's life.
(He coulda choked or fell or somethin, iunno)
But seriously.
I was drunk then even, and I was such a nice guy.
This weekend was the same deal
(Less extreme)
But there was a party with all my friends.
Two of my friends from back home
(The original crew)
And the crew here at college.
So a friend
(Who is a girl)
from the original crew got totally shit faced.
Never have I seen her this drunk before.
So for the party I had to keep an eye on her.
I had to stop her from making out with one of the friends from the college crew.
(She thanked me today for doing that)
Both of them are going out with someone.
I also had to keep an eye on a girl from the college crew who enjoys kissing people while she's drunk.
(And she was very drunk)
So I had to pull her aside on multiple occasions and tell her to stop kissing people.
It helped for a bit, but she still did.
She would have more if I wasn't there.
Someone else wanted to bring more friends to the gathering.
Didn't really know them
(One of the guys was the guy the girl was wanting to kiss)
I
(and the girl who's apartment we were at)
Kicked them all out.
The girl from the original crew looked like she was passed out on the bed.
So I decided to clean up a little bit.
Got back to her, she was on the ground and she threw up.
(Which my friend and I found to be hilarious cuz she always brags about how she never throws up
Also, perhaps I should have stayed with her then, cuz that seemed dangerous)
So we sit with her and such.
Make fun of her a little.
I was assigned to keep an eye on her for the whole nite.
I made sure everyone was gonna get home safe.
I'm a fuckin saint.
The next day my friend calls me and asks if I can walk her home from a party.
I say yes.
She calls me after I leave and says never mind, she's got some people.
I still text her later and see if she made it home alright.
She did, so yeah.
Again, I'm a fucking saint.
I like being nice, though.
Not that I feel obligated to, I just want to.
So yeah, I guess that was my rant... in a way.
Just me commenting about how I'm awesome to all of my friends.
Also, a follow up for the hide yo shit story.
I've gotta pay $100 fine.
Take an online class.
Take an in person class.
(That class costs an additional $70)
And got a letter or something on my university record or somethin.
Iunno.
But yeah,
Good thing is it's not a drinking ticket, which means nothing on my record, which means no getting screwed out of a teaching job because of it.
Woo!
But now I've gotta find the money to pay for it without my parents knowing.
Fuuuuuuuck.
...
Yup yup.
Peace!
